my CS idol

I can't reach you on any social media but you left your hentai wifu pillow at mine and I really don't want to touch it because it's all crusty and has weird white stains all over it. You must have spilt some glue or something idk but if you could come pick it back up asap that would be great

+rep fast trade

+rep very nice guy nows what he is doing-

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert.