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I just need to get this off my chest. My wife is amazing. We've been together for 8 years, married for 5. I had my 42nd birthday last week and we went to a B&B at a lake town a few hours from our home. It was a fantastic birthday weekend, we spent most of the time in our room ordering takeout, eating edibles, and having sex. When we got home she made her tiramisu and I'll only ever eat her tiramisu, she's the only one who puts the right amount of coffee and rum in it.

We both work from home for the same employer. Our home office has one long, two-person desk that we work from and listen to music and podcasts together. We spend almost every waking minute together and I can't get enough of her.

We're crazy in love with each other and still feel like we're in our honeymoon phase.

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