Hear me, thou fowl of mighty bulk! Wherefore hath thou grown so gorged? 'Tis one thing to be burdened with corpulence, and unto that of a globe of diminutive stature thou dost not aspire. Thy magnitude, in truth, doth stir my wonder, albeit with a tinge of dismay, lest thy unwieldy bulk doth bring calamity to distant climes. Hark! How oft doth thy massive frame take step doth make tremors beneath the feet of Orientals. Methinks, good chicken, that in standing upright, thou dost defy the comprehension of mortal men. And if thou dost conceive to roll, what gentle hand shall stay thy thunderous passage? By all that's sacred, thou dost rival the dimensions of a mighty sumo wrestler! Thy girth doth seem without boundary, a dire witness to the declared virtues of gluttony. 'Tis a curious marvel, this sturdy bulk of thine, tinged with sorrow, as if beset by consumptive disease.

12g 36s

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+rep cool dude

+rep funny nice teammate

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