dude...kingnothing has a crush on you or something...

if the upvote button was a real person it would be this chad

+rep touches me innapropiately

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Hey severred,

Just wanted to drop a cheesy note to let you know that you're the bacon to my eggs, the cheese to my macaroni, and the marshmallows in my hot cocoa—basically, you make everything better.
Your humor, your kindness, and your way of making me smile are the highlights of my days. Life's a whole lot brighter with your goofy jokes and your warm, loving heart around.You're my favorite player in this crazy game called love. Thanks for being my partner-in-corny-crime. You're the best, and I adore you.

Sometimes my MAGACOCK gets randomly hard and I whisper "what is it boy? Do you smell woke♥♥♥♥♥?"

has the lowest cortisol but highest testosterone ive ever seen in a 6'4 man. If i was a true stacy id pick him.

epstein's apprentice, the student has surpassed the master; not bad kid not bad at all.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA GOY THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY ERROR! true daddies are irreplaceable l could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again lf you get 0 Back no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy& 5 back youre daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy

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"I HATE CHUD CUCKINGTON"...Your hatred is justified... But know that my pain is far greater than yours!!!

i consent

permission to crack?

you're so mature, you're not like the other 14 year olds. when i talk to you i feel like im talking to an 18 year old at LEAST.

hawk 1: Boo!
hawk 2: AHHHHHH!
get it its a hawk tuah joke! cheers 🍷

i wanna roleplay

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Please put an NSFW tag on this PROFILE with this HANDSOME MAN. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ♥♥♥♥” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this gentelmans pfp. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Good afternoon Mr. Finkleton-Fitzgerald, my name is bradley gibson, I am a senior CNC engineer. I was wondering if you would like to join me and my company is developing new CNC techniques. We are very interested in bringing you to our team. Please reach out to me if you are intrested.

Yo, so my little homies been hittin' me up, tellin' me I gotta get on that League of Legends grind, aight? They be sayin', "Pops, you gotta hop on that summoner's rift, show us how it's done!" They be talkin' 'bout champs and lanes and all ts, and I'm like, "Aight, aight, I'll give it a shot." So here I am, tryna figure out ts, all thanks to my kids. They be the ones who got me hooked on this gaming life. 😎

Hi, I’m Henry Finkleton-Fitzgerald! 👋 Proud husband to my amazing wife, Barbara 😍, the love of my life 💖. Dad of the year 🎉, just diving into the world of Steam to connect with my kiddos! 😜 Always up for a game night 🎮 and family adventures 🏞️. Living life one laugh at a time! 😂

This guy, u don't wanna mess with him, bro is the actual king of man, standing in all his majestic glory, a literal 6'4 king, and not just any 6'4 king, a jacked one at that, genuinely not lying, for ur own safety do not mess with this man

Tuff af

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's mincebob crustpants

Sissy sub-1 liberal.

Fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chud SUB-1. Literal fat ♥♥♥♥.

This guy, he is a god sent gift to man kind. he knows how to shred the guitar. I always see him in san fernando moshing around. He is very strong and handsome ;) dont mess with him...unless youare ready to feel his wrath! haha...

best duo to ever exist! Calm and cool and pretty cute wink ;) +REP

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i miss you….