big balls

Software Engineer here.

I make 3x - 5x as much as you currently do or ever will.

I have 15% more muscle mass than you have ever had in your life.

I have a girlfriend, but if I didn't, I could go out and actually get laid unlike you.

But please, continue to tell me about how I should stop gaming from your mobility scooter whilst insulated in a glorified trailer park you call a nice suburb and tell me about how you "work real hard" at your job that a monkey could literally be trained to do.

So I went on the Hub and tried to log in to my account but it would work so I said "Ah ♥♥♥♥ it let me just watch a video" so when I clicked the video I got the funniest porn studio ad I have ever seen in my 22 years of living. It started with some king demanding stupid ♥♥♥♥ like higher taxes and then a dragon showed up breathing fire and what not and it got intense cause camera cuts were going from girls fighting to giving blowjobs to shooting revolvers. The part that made me take my hand off my ♥♥♥♥ was when this Australian bloke playing a king went like "bring me the girl who couldn't give me head!" And I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost it

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

hello fellow virgin

signed by jacob_mango

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Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Cancerbot
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot

Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

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Im looking for friends.. can we be friends <3

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I already told you why xd

Why you keep deleting me doh

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