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exact science. There are permutations and aberrations discernible to minds
entirely noble like mine; subtle variations which ordinary accountants fail
to discover; hidden laws of number which it requires a mind like mine to
perceive. For instance, if you add a sum from the bottom up, and then again
from the top down, the result is always different.
-- Mrs. La Touche
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High heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed
on the forehead.
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IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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床前摆两筐,疑是没包装。举头望明月。低头闻饼香!
2、杜甫家的月饼
细草微风岸,今年送礼多。何物能摆阔?月饼最出色!
3、柳宗元家的月饼
无权鸟飞绝,没钱人踪灭。品饼蓑笠翁,独过中秋节!
4、苏轼家的月饼
明月几时有?举饼问青天。不知天上月饼,能卖多少钱
5、徐志摩家的月饼
悄悄的我收了,正如你悄悄的送,我挥一挥衣袖,来年你还送不送!
6、琼瑶家的月饼
我有一块月饼,不知与谁能共.多少秘密在其中,送饼之人能懂。饼外情深义重,饼内目的重重。迎来送往惧无踪,徒留一帘幽梦!
祝所有在线的 离开的 忙碌的 想交易的 离线的 想捡肥皂的的基佬们 单身的菇凉们 中秋快乐!
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