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Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.

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I just jerked myself off to my fortniteBR win???

I’ve played about 500 games and only won three solo games, so winning is a pretty thrilling experience for me. I’ve had a half chub all day and planning on whacking myself tonight. I hopped on fortnite, fifth game in and I got a victory, yay! As you do, I decided to take a Snapchat of it because well, it’s only tradition. I couldn’t stop staring at my phone and realising how good I felt. I put my phone down without locking it and finally decide to beat my ♥♥♥♥. Was hoping to use my imagination for material but nope, I looked down and looking at my win made me super aroused. So I picked up my phone in my left hand and rubbed one out with my right. Nothing crazy happened apart from when I came, I didn’t feel the post-♥♥♥ guilt, I felt okay with this, I felt ok with the idea of me winning, I felt ok with the idea of me wanking to my efforts. No regrets.

I just saw The Incredibles 2. It was pretty enjoyable, a freshing and familiar throwback to days gone by.

I don't think it should be marketed as a children's movie however, as there are a few scenes that make me think that the PG rating wasn't quite right, such as the scene where Mr Incredible calls a coloured gentleman the N-word, and then then went on a 15 minute, explosive and explicit rant on how black people contribute the most to gun violence statistics in the United States. Yeah, not sure what the director was thinking.

Another odd scene was in the final battle between the Incredible family and the Underminer. The Underminer knocks over an embassy of a middle eastern country, and turns to screen and roars 'SYRIA IS ISREAL'.

Speaking of running out of lines, the scene where Mr Incredible lynches Frozone didn't need to last 20 minutes. It was pretty graphic as well.

Overall, it was enjoyable, 7/10

Technically, pansexuality is the least gay sexuality

If you are straight, you like girls, who like guys, which means it's 25% gay

If you are gay, well that's 100% gay

Bisexuality is 50% gay, because you like both

Pansexuality however, is an attraction to all the genders, 56 are politically recognized, and only one is male, so Pansexuality only makes you 1.78% gay

This concludes my research, good day!

I am now verbalizing my judgement that is contended to the Female ♥♥♥♥-Sapien in which supplied birth to you, the scholar; the explanandum for which originates from when a spermatozoan cell encroaches upon a Female egg cell originating from the Female's ovaries and subsiding exclusively inside of a singular fallopian tube; the spermatozoan cells of which originated from a Male's erect genitalia, consisting of several parts, including the outermost interlayer of connective tissue cells known as the prepuce, in which protects the internal mesomorphic cytoarchitectonics, like the glans penis, the corpora, the corpus cavernosum, the urogenital apparatus, in which excretes urine consisting of dissolved toxins and one hydrogen molecule compounded with two oxygen molecules.

The urogenital apparatus can also discharge spermatozoan cells during a period of sexual arousal. During this period of sexual arousal, caused by a complex reciprocation of psychological, neural, vascular, and endocrine factors, the Male's genitalia becomes hypertrophied and firm, causing the Male's genitalia to protrude outwards, leading to a diminutive amount of sexual arousal to the Male.

When the Male's genitalia is thrusted into the Female vagina several times in a high-velocity fashion, it causes the testes stored in the Male's scrotum to excrete millions of spermatozoan cells, in which travel downwards into an ejaculatory duct, and upwards through the Male urethra, eventually reaching its way into the Female vagina, into the cervical canal, inside of the Female uterus, and finally reaching the Female fallopian tubes in which the Female's eggs produced by the ovaries lie. This is otherwise known as vaginal penetration. Once this process is completed, millions of spermatozoan cells locomote to inseminate the Female's egg cell; whilst invigorating the Female glans clitoridis causing a multitudinousness amount of sexual arousal to the Female

When the egg has been inseminated, the spermatozoan cell's chromosome syncretizes with the Female ♥♥♥♥-Sapien's egg, otherwise known as an X or a Y chromosome. If the X chromosome of the Female ♥♥♥♥-Sapien's egg cell is amalgamated with an X chromosome from the spermatozoan cell, the fetus metamorphoses into a Female. Otherwise, if the X chromosome of the Female's egg cell is amalgamated with a Y chromosome from the spermatozoan cell, the fetus metamorphoses into a Male. After a hebdomad amount of days, the Female may experience side-phenomenons such as mood oscillations. This is when the Female knows that her egg has been inseminated.

After about forty weeks, a anthropomorphous fetus is ultimately born into existence. The judgement on which a ♥♥♥♥-Sapien of Male gender is sexually attracted to a ♥♥♥♥-Sapien of Male gender was condemned prehistorically as a mental disorder. The accusation of homosexuality is unremarkably utilized as a vituperation to slander the person in question of being sexually attracted to Male ♥♥♥♥-Sapiens while being a Male ♥♥♥♥-Sapien; however, in actuality, the ♥♥♥♥-Sapien's sexual predisposition could be not for the Male gender, nor could they be a Male, as the party in question being accused of such accusations, the Female ♥♥♥♥-Sapien that has given birth to you, the scholar, has to be a Female, as the only way to give birth to a ♥♥♥♥-Sapien is for a Male to inseminate a Female's egg.

Therefore, this statement could have been transliterated to the fact that the Female in which gave birth to you, the scholar, is sexually attracted to Female ♥♥♥♥-Sapiens, in which case could not be possible unless the Female in which gave birth to you, the scholar, disassociated with the Male that gave the spermatozoan cells needed to inseminate the Female in which gave birth to you, the scholar's eggs. This vilification could also be nullified by the information that you, the scholar, have prior cognitive content that the Female in which gave birth to you, the scholar is not sexually attracted to Female ♥♥♥♥-Sapiens.

However, if this amendment is genuine, and the Female in which gave birth to you, the scholar, has sexual relations and has or has not had sexual intercourse with a Female of differing derivations than of you, the scholar, of which said sexual intercourse is preformed by the sexual stimulation of either the Female rectum or clitoris, often by either using the Female tongue, made up entirely of muscle, whilst salivating via salivary glands located within the Female mouth, and dragging the Female tongue around the area that the Female wants to stimulate, often giving intermittent sexual arousal to both Female ♥♥♥♥-Sapiens that are preforming the sexual intercourse, or by manipulating the Female phalanges to provocatively fondle and tease either one or both Females.

When ones own genitalia is being sexually stimulated for sexual arousal, it may be called self-stimulation, and Female self-stimulation during Female on Female sexual intercourse is mostly acknowledged as a commonness during Female on Female sexual intercourse. When stimulated properly using the Female phalanges, it may result in both sides having a brobdingnagian amount of sexual arousal.

If one Female or both Females have a very brobdingnagian amount of sexual arousal, it may result in sexual climax, characterized by extremely intense groaning and moaning as the Female in question is experiencing a complex amount of muscular contractions around the pelvic region. If the statement above accurately describes the Female in which gave birth to you, the scholar, then your defense against this critisism is nullified. Otherwise, if you and the Female in which gave birth to you, the scholar, shows signs of heterosexuality, bisexuality, pansexuality, polysexuality, monosexuality, allosexuality, gynosexuality, demisexuality, or asexuality, then all of the amendments and arguments enumerated above does not apply to you, the scholar.

Why is the Globglogabgalab so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy? ♥♥♥♥! Every time I watch Strawinsky and the Mysterious house, I always wait for that one scene where the Globglogabgalab emerges from that book. ♥♥♥♥ it makes me so hard! Seeing his big, blobby form appear from nowhere just makes something... Click, within me. I instantly get an erection. I just can't help but start jacking it. When all those books come out and start dancing to his song, I get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hyped that i just start windmilling my ♥♥♥♥ around. Then, when he says "I am the Yeast of thoughts and mind" I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut all over my tv. Have you ever seen such a perfect creature? ♥♥♥♥! I'm getting hard just thinking about it!