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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 4:29pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:12pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 8:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:06am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:05am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:58am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:11am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:06am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 9:36am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:46am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:39pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:08am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:26am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 5:03am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 6:10am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 5:54am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:06am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:06am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:17am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 7:37am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 11:13am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 11:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:30pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:10pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:28am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:24am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:35am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:13am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:17am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:11am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 8:56am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 6:51am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 7:45am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 7:07am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:16am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:17am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:09am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:39am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:22am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 6:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:12am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 5:43am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:07am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 7:09am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:07am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 5:20am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:23am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 5:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:30am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:32am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:20am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:00am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:32am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:04am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:39am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:39am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:40am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:10am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 9:36am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 7:07am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:23am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:23am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:30am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:31am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:34am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:35am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:45am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:13am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:32am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:04am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:40am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:06am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 8:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 5:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:35am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:55am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:24am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:23am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:23am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:31am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:34am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:45am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 9:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 6:06am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:04am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:53pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:26am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:36am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:15am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:15am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:15am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:45am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:45am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:09am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:15am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:59am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:38am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:40am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:12am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:06pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 7:17am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 8:38am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:22am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:30am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:30am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:09am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:59am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:09am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:12am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 4:59am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:07am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:35am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:35am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:04am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:35am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:45am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:45am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:09am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:13am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:18am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:41am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:11am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:13am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:14am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:15am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:17am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:17am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:01pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:01am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:01am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:03am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:06am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 4:55am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:51pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2023 @ 6:48pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:44am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:44am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:00am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:49am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:45am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 5:22am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:15am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:41am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:45am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:17am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:45am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:11am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:22am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 11:05am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:22am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:04am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:04am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:46am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:13am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:59am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:18pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:17pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:14am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:25am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:59am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 6:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 6:09pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:36am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:15am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:42am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 6:04am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:19am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:16am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:59am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 1:56pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 8:54am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:36am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:36pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:04am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:21am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:46am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 31, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:05am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:23am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:18am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:07pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:10am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 3:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 11:11am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 3:49pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:49am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:34am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 10:05am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 7:45pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:28pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:01am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:14am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:46am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:01am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 10:06am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 4:38am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:29am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 12:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:14am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 6:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 6:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 2:34pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 11:13am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 8:26am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 5:49pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:53pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2023 @ 7:24am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:14am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:46am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:13am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:08pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:09am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:01am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 31, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:55am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:29am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:11am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:14am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:25pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:01am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 7:45pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 31, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 7:13am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 31, 2023 @ 7:22pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:53pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:05am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:57am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:05am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 1:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 7:11am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 2:58pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 4:29pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:05am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:27am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 9:26am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:17am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:32am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 12:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:40am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2023 @ 6:49pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:11am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 9:14am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 12:25pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 5:51am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 31, 2023 @ 5:08pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:00am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 8:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 31, 2023 @ 5:47pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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