My Goat

You are NOT the goat

hey niger

The goat:

no bro

We went about our little lives, killing the first (black) gooner guardian. It wasn't until we oriented ourselves to this task that we learned the true threat that gooner god posed. He was 6'700 blocks long and 3000 blocks wide. With even more research we finally unearthed the true name of our overlord. the TORMENTOR!, with a distinct explanation mark at the end. With this new found information, we tried to run. We tried to hide. But the most miserable of fates occurred. Gooner god came to us in his human form and snatched away my little unc wife. He was a 6'2 (midget) scottish overwatch player. She was immediately smitten. I could not compete. My poor wife of an unc didn't even know the stockholm that she jumped into. I will save you someday, my pwincess queen unc.