thereptileshow
Detroit, Michigan, United States
I'm still thinking about fart bags
I'm still thinking about fart bags
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RiskyCupcake Aug 17, 2013 @ 9:01am 
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StabilityRests May 18, 2009 @ 2:18pm 
Luckman: You're the only person in the known universe who's never heard of the Heimlich maneuver?
Barris: Alright, I'm gonna give you a little feedback since you seem to be proceeding through life like a cat without whiskers perpetually caught behind the refrigerator. Your life and watching you live it is like a gag-reel of ineffective bodily functions. I swear to god that a toddler has a better understanding of the intricacies of chew-swallow-digest-don't kill yourself on your TV dinner! And yet you've managed to turn this near death ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of yours into a moral referendum on me!
Luckman: You are a monster!
Barris: You are a billy goat!

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