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As a big fan of AoT, one big plothole that has always bugged me from the first episode is the exclusion of genitals. As titans are very clearly based on humans, and canonically are created from humans, why did Isayama decide to exclude Titan genitals? I am not a ♥♥♥♥, (I have 2 girl friends) but seeing Eren transform into a titan with a 12 foot long ♥♥♥♥ as the people of Marley watch in horror would easily made this anime my favourite of all time. I think we should cancel Isayama on Twitter and get him to realise his mistake and redraw his previous chapters accurately.

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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The weiner" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "weiner" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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Hi, my name is Kyle i’m 16 years old and i am looking for a girlfriend, she has to be shorter than me, i’m 5’2, and she has to be a gamer because i game a lot and dont want her yelling at me to turn off the nintendo switch. But she cant hog the controller either. She has to be at least 18 because i will be 23 next week. And she has to be goth. If anyone is interested in being my girlfriend message me and tell me but dont be mad if i tell you no.

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oohhh 🐀 ♥♥♥♥♥T 🕺🕺 !!! A RAT 🐀!!! there’s a motherrr♥♥♥♥in RAT !!! 🕺🖕🐀🕺🖕🐀🕺theres a mother♥♥♥♥in rat 👏 imma WHOOP YOUR ♥♥♥ !! 👏IMMA WHOOP YOUR ASSSSS !!! 🕺👊🕺🤾‍♂️🥾🐀 imma whoop your ASSS !! 😦 this big ♥♥♥ RAT ! 🕺🕺🕺🕺🤾‍♂️🐀

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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eveyr morning i wake up, i go outside. the first morning, i find a snake and i kill the snake. the second morning, i go outside. another snake. the same color, the same size. i kill the snake. the third morning. the third morning, i go outside, there is a snake and right before i kill the snake, the snake looks up at me and he says to me 'i just want to be left alone, why you do this?' i left the snake alone. i find no more snakes in the morning.

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Great player!really knows how to suck a mean ♥♥♥♥! 3 outta 5 stars for me

honestly there is a 0 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ percent chance that liking traps is gay. like ♥♥♥♥ man i love women so damn much that i will literally look past the fact that they have a ♥♥♥♥ and still be attracted to them. honestly i think you're the gay one because a little penis will get in the way of you looking at some primo top tier DD yams and thats dumb as ♥♥♥♥.
tldr: you're gay for not liking traps, cant be me

Dude listen I ♥♥♥♥ wives on the daily. To call me a cuck is like to call the kettle a pot bro. I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strong armed I grab one of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asses and they give me the ♥♥♥♥ me eyes immidiately. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pick them up by their ass sling them overe my shoulder right in front of their hubby and walk their ass home. My jaw line looks like the marble cover of Macintosh. I've had five wives sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ and balls at the same time and can honestly say I'm probably the cuck god. Men fear me because they know i'm coming for their wives. I am the Cuck Punisher exacting justice on their small ♥♥♥♥ insecure non pleasing sex life. You better watch boy because I'll ♥♥♥♥ your boy too. And he'll tell you flat out that MY ♥♥♥♥ was better.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

ITS COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅SEND THIS TO 12 OF YOUR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN 👸🏿 OF THE THOTS !!! FORWARD THIS TO 7️⃣ OF THE 🍆 THOTTIEST 🍆 THOTS 💁🏿 THAT YOU KNOW WILL GET SOME👉🏿👌🏿 SOON !!! IF YOU DON'T BE PREPARED 🙎🏿 FOR 6️⃣9️⃣ DAYS OF BAD LUCK ⚠️

When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm, you're not going any old place. You're coming to the underground fight club of intellect. Prepare to be mentally battered. But don't worry, after you've spent your newbie time being cognitively pummeled, you'll have joined the ranks of the mental elite.
Then you'll see the world for what it truly is. All those people going around without a thought in their head. You'll hate it. You'll become just like him. And you'll start loving it. The power of intelligence, of absolute intellectual superiority. It'll become a high you chase, constantly learning and experimenting.
You'll finally be a Rick.

i might be a capitalist pig but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 communist girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a breadline🍞