-rep canadian

hey you left my nuts in your slapchop

hey you left your slapnuts at the subway

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are you going trick or treating?

YOU PEOPLE?

YOU PEOPLE?

hey do you have overwatch

this is the type of guy to listen to post-prog nature noise core

kino

kino

hey do you have overwatch

have u got a ciggy mate

im at my wits end, do you have overwatch

hey do you have overwatch

hey do you have overwatch

nae

hey do you have overwatch

hey do you have overwatch

yeah dude I main dva

sex?

light dish

+rep sorry for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside you

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chimp out

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-rep no reacharound

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luv u jamie boy

Rock on :D

that's because jesus christ is my ♥♥♥♥♥

My crew gets big and it keeps getting bigger

Roast beef, with queefs

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

this is so sad

If James Charles has 5,000 fans, I'm one of them. If James Charles has 50 fans, I'm one of them. If James Charles has 1 fan, its me If James Charles has no fans, its because I left this earth.

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MOM TOOK THE XBOX

+rep miss canadian jesus and our music sessions

-rep didn't call me on my birthday

gay kid

Religious me back then cried in the same night, and I was begging for god's forgiveness for weeks in end.

Not too long after however, I realised that I learnt my lesson, and that's when I started using tissues in bed.

She got x100 angrier at this point, telling me how careless and dirty I am. Nevertheless, she seemed to have bought it.

Several minutes later, she started scrubbing the puddle of ♥♥♥ while I was looking in shame. I felt like the biggest sack of ♥♥♥♥ on earth. Feelings of disgust, shame, and guilt overwhelmed me. I vowed to not masturbate to the side wall anymore.

Anyhow, the nightmare didn't end there. Aftera few minutes of scrubbing, the now wet puddle of ♥♥♥ starts to emit odour. Shortly after, the entire room smelled of ♥♥♥. It was the most disgusting smell you could imagine. I was horrified and didn't know what my mom was thinking at the time. I was just playing dumb and was pretending to move around ♥♥♥♥ in the room to make it seem I was helping her, when secretly I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants.

At the end of it, she just said to me "Remember, god is always watching. He's very unhappy with you." and left.

One day, my room was messy and my mom was pissy. She walks in, yells at me for having a very untidy room then she says that's it, we're deep cleaning the room right now. She makes me go fetch cleaning stuff to help out. I remember being very pissed off because she interrupted what would be my afternoon fap session.

So carpets removed, furniture moved around, and deep cleaning commences.

When the bed was moved to the side, I almost ♥♥♥♥ my pants when I saw the horrific view of what was under.

Sticky, yellowish, dried ♥♥♥ which was tainted down the wall, and into a massive puddle that had about a 10mm thickness, and you can actually see ants, and small roaches whom have been caught up and died right in that puddle.

Now my mom casually asks "what's this?"

In panic, I told her that I was having Ice cream in bed one day and that I spilled it to the side, and forgot to tell her about it.

OK so this actually happened 8 years ago. I was 16 and was just getting into the habit of watching porn on my phone in bed on the iphone 3GS at the time. Now keep in mind that my parents are very religious and conservative, and I grew up in what you'd say a privileged household as well.

Almost every night right before going to bed, I'd watch porn for about half an hour whilst slowly stroking my ♥♥♥♥. Just as I'm about to ♥♥♥, I'd tilt my body sideways, ♥♥♥♥ aimed at the wall on my right, and shoot straight down there. I was in the mentality where "if it's under the rug no one will find out" similar to when you drop chips on the floor.

Anyways, I kept doing this for about a year, and I never really bothered to look under the bed.

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Peter Griffin smonking a marijuana cigarette. okay this is epic