When I'm just chillin and strokin my shi vigorously but then suddenly a 5th dimensional being appears infront of me warning me that if I finish this goon that it will be the end of humanity as we know it, but I lowkey just found the ultimate sauce to beat my shi too. So I tell them no and continue to stroke rapidly, but then the he pulls out his 5th dimensional omnipresent super meat and threatens to eradicate me from reality if I don't stop, so without warning I jump up and collide our meats together at full speed creating a clash that releases so much energy that it threatens to destroy the whole planet. so all the gooners of the past present and future have to gather their energy together in an attempt to deflect the meat collision shockwave

the dude below me is a fkn weirdo

+rep, after he beamed me on rcham 5x, he invited me to play in a group with him. After a few months of good rust gameplay, we decided to have a rust lan party. Where he would come over and we would do gamer ♥♥♥♥, once he got her, he looked kind of sussy. I decided to go through with the lan party since i had no other plans for that day, but once we started playing my mom left the house, and he looked at me winked, and licked his lips, THEN HE STOOD UP SO FAST, and grabbed me by the throat pinning me against the wall, and tried to KISS ME (im a guy btw), LIKE how weird, but then we unzipped my pants, so i pulled out my tazer i keep strapped on me, and tazed him, anyways turns out he was very gay, dont trust this guy

pro rust player

According to recent studies, all evidence is pointing towards you in the death of Eve. Most people wouldnt see the significance of this, but me, a prime investigator in Project Revival, it is a sad story.

pgood moaning sounds to jack off too