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Ok, so, I have this crazy theory. Hear me out on this, but I think that homosexuals are gay. Now don’t call me crazy, but every time I see gay people walking down the street, they just look homosexual! I walked up to 2 gays guys and I asked “Are you gay?” and they said “Yeah” and I said “Are you homosexual?” and they said “Yeah” and that got me the proof that homosexuals are gay. If you have a friend please spread this around, i’m suprised that nobody has made this shocking discovery before!!!

very swag

Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need Jesus.

"If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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Impartial, adj.:
Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from
espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two
conflicting opinions.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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... computer hardware progress is so fast. No other technology since
civilization began has seen six orders of magnitude in performance-price
gain in 30 years.
-- Fred Brooks
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Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.

-- Homer Simpson
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Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa,
maybe you should try some of this.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
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SO SO SMALL