HEIL TRUMP

Okay, so back in Ireland, they call him asian thunder. In his trip to Hong Kong he was able to kobab 6 japanese males like it was nobodys business. It was described as getting thunder up the poopshoot. Witnesses then said he proceeded to a local pub in which he sodomized around 3 and a half Thaiwanese workers. He then was chased through the streets by their captors (aka pimps) until he calmed them down by buying them a round of schnitzel at the booben garden. Once he came back home the ol' Irish man of his town couldnt stop calling him asian thunder. For after that trip asia was never the same. 10/10 would story tell again ++rep