bro taught me how to gamble on cs2, then made me 50k richer and spiritually bankrupt. let me crash in his penthouse with an elevator inside it, cooked wagyu shirtless, handed me his rolex and said “u earned it.” flew me and my mom to dubai cause i said i was bored—paid for her veneers and my layover snacks. gave me his lambo for the weekend (had massage seats and W MAN plates), introduced me to his chef, pilot, and therapist who only speaks in affirmations. he’s hot, rich, smells like money and Dior, and still asked if i needed anything while jetskiing in bali. goat.

dirty dan xdd

dirty dan

thinking bout ur cute azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BUT WHAT ARE THE HEARTS

i wuv u nerd :')