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220.9 hrs on record (130.9 hrs at review time)
As a seasoned Helldiver, every day is a whirlwind of action, danger, and camaraderie. From the moment I suit up in my exosuit to the adrenaline-fueled drop pod descent into enemy territory.

Facing off against hordes of alien enemies with nothing but our wits and our arsenal of high-tech weaponry. Each mission presents its own unique challenges, from stealthy infiltrations to full-on assaults, keeping me on my toes and my trigger finger itchy.

But what truly sets life as a Helldiver apart is its emphasis on teamwork. Whether coordinating eagle airstrikes with my squad mates or reviving a downed comrade under heavy fire, the bond forged in the heat of battle is unbreakable. Together, we're an unstoppable force for managed democracy and freedom.

Sure, there are moments of chaos and uncertainty – like when an enemy tank rolls around the corner or when you are surrounded by bugs waiting for extraction by 'Pelican 1' – but those only add to the thrill of the adventure.

In the end, being a Helldiver isn't just a job – it's a calling. A calling to eradicate the enemies of freedom, liber-tea, and management democracy. If, by chance, one of our adversaries comprises the primary ingredient required to power our vessels, it's merely a fortunate happenstance. Any inquiries regarding this matter should be directed to the Ministry of Truth.
Posted April 7, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
50.0 hrs on record
Great story
Great game play
Great game
Please gimme Ragnarok, so I can split Thor's skull!
Posted February 10, 2024.
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