Trolzaan: Hey man
Trolzaan: My dad got this new pool table installed on the ceiling
Trolzaan: Wanna come over and jam on it?
Trolzaan: Oh that's cool man
Trolzaan: All you had to say was no
Trolzaan: But you made it awkward as ♥♥♥♥
Trolzaan: So thanks for that
Trolzaan: If you're still interested in the pool party this weekend let me know so I don't go buying an extra seat that I DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEED
Trolzaan breaks down into tears, why oh why couldn't Andy just be straight with him?
Trolzaan just wanted Grapple my Fapple to be happy, and his happiness surely coincided with Trolzaan's happiness. Trolzaan loved Grapple my Fapple, but he knew now in order to pull the dagger of pain from his heart, he would have to be quick. "You will be my lover, or you will be Rancor'd!" Trolzaan muttered to himself. "But I know that my love will make the right choice, I'll just wear my...rape gear." And so he did