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BEFORE WEDDING:

She: Hello

He: Finally! This moment I have waited a long time!

She: I Interferes you? Should I go again?

He: NO! What are you thinking? I shudder at the thought!

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course. All day and all night!

She: Have you ever been unfaithful to me?

He: NO! NEVER! Why you ask, however, about it?

She: Do you want to kiss me?

He: Yes, every time I have opportunity to do so!

She: Could you find to ♥♥♥♥♥ me?

He: Are you crazy? You know how I am!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes!

She: Beloved!

SEVEN YEARS LATER: Just read the text upwards ...