.eirwoL kcirtaP nhoJ yb deciov si repinS ehT

.stirc-inim ekat ot seimene gnisuac yb elor troppus a no ekat ot mih wolla etaraJ fo stnetnoc suoiretsym eht dna repeelS yendyS eht ,yllanoitiddA .ymene eht ot resolc teg ot namstnuH eht esu nac repinS eht ,ecnatsid a ta seimene gnillik ylsuoenatnatsni rof nwonk yllacipyt si eh hguohtlA

.stniopekohc ta seimene nwod nip ylisae nac eh erehw ,secalp ees-ot-drah ni ro sdnuorg rehgih no hcrep ot sdnet repinS eht ,tluser a sA .irkuK sih ro nuG enihcambuS sih esu ot decrof si eh erehw ,ytimixorp htiw snekaew tub ,egnar gnol ta evitceffe si eH .)snoitpecxe emos htiw( tohsdaeh a htiw stih lacitirc deetnaraug laed ot ytiliba sti dna elfiR repinS sih gnisu rafa morf stegrat ymene tnatropmi ffo kcip ot si dleifelttab eht no elor niam s'repinS ehT .tohs kcarc ydaer dna hguot a si repinS eht ,kcabtuo nailartsuA gnivigrofnu eht ni desiar dna dnalaeZ weN fo yrtnuoc tsol eht morf gniliaH

i had to take a vacation at the perfect moment

*One month later*

None of you are invited.

need another vacation

*responds at the perfect moment* psshhh... nothing personnel kid...

i had to respond at the perfect moment

i had to save the quote for a perfect moment

why did you wait so long to quote me

4:48 PM - Xandy: I am a vagina
4:48 PM - Xandy: Wait
4:48 PM - Xandy: what
4:48 PM - Xandy: Don't quote me on that