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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:19am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:12am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:57am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:34am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:51am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:00am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:15am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:33am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:43am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:01am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:01am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:01am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:22am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:45am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:53am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:53am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:21am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:40am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:14am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:26am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:56am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:45am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:15am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:16am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:47am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:27am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:08am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:41am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:21am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:09am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:42am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:59am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:52am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:19am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:28am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:19am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:22am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:54am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:51am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:44am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:41am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:44am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:16am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:59pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:44am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:59am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:59am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:54am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:56am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 4:24am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:14pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:43pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:41pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:36am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:09am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:39am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:44am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:29am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:44am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:27am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:59am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 9:29am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 10:46am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:15am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:30am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:52am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:08am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:45am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 6:02am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:44am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:07am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:33am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:23am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:40am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:52am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:50pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:48pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 9:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:18pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:45am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:42pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:39pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:32pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:27pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:02am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:26am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:31pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:47pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 7:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:06am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:24pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:11pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:42pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:23am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:09am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 10:17am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 3:04am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:15am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:24pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:49pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:19pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:14pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:04pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:05am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:28am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:14am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:56am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:18am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 11:11am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 4:38am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 8:46am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 2:45am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 2:45am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 2:44am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Apr 30 @ 2:44am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2023 @ 4:13am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:18am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:24am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:39pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:55am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 1:14am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:14pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:55am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:11am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:57am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:42am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:50am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:51am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:51am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:57am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:37am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:42am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 11:45am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:00am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 11:34am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:12am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:15am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:52am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:52am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:19am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:10am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:18am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:39am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:31am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 3:21am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:03am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:38am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 4:46am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:11am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:57am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:10am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:31am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:46am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:46am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:56am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:20pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:56am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:39pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:05am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:45am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:24am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:21pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:32pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:16am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 8:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:13am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 7:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 5:23am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:26am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:19am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:39am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:31pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:05am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 9:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 10:53am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 9:51am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 6:19am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2021 @ 10:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:04am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 1:19pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 10:56am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:34am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 9:55am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:34am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:45am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 2:21am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 11:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 11:09am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 10:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:03am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 8:31am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:05am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:25am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:56am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:37am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:12am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:12am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 5:23am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:57am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:31am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:11am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:11am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 10:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2022 @ 11:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 10:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:37am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:37am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 5:23am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 8:49am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 9:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:02am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:00am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 10:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:32am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:06am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:40am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 7:18am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 2:24am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 3:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 8:01am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:46am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:06am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:01am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 8:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 5:23am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:24pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:36am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:50am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:54am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:36am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:07am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:51am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 5:19am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:02am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 8:15am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 12:23pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:36am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:52am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:35am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:27am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:05am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:57am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:08am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:10am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:05am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:03am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:03am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:06am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:06am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:05am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:05am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 9:32am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:06am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:06am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:06am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:06am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:06am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:05am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 3:21am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 11:52am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:05am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:05am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 8:42am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:57am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:12am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 7:49am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:01pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 2:10pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:57am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:58am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:58am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:57am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:57am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:57am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:06am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:56am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:56am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:56am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:56am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:25am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:26am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:56am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:57am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:56am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:56am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:56am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:57am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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