When I was a boy my grandfather would take me up to his basement. He would then take down a chest and open it and show me there was a mermiad inside and would then have me make love with the mermaid for his sick sexual pleasure. When I was older, I revisited that same basement and found that the mermaid in that chest was no mermaid... but a dead monkey with its legs sewn together.

My anus can quiver like a rabbits nostril

Riki is a dota 2 hero. Pass this to 25 people to get the power of invisibility. Dont laugh my friend already invisible his mom cant find him

They believed that the lotus flower gave them strength and power; remains of the flower have been found in the burial tomb of Ramesses II. Egyptian tomb paintings from around 1500 BC provide some of the earliest physical evidence of ornamental horticulture and landscape design; they depict lotus ponds surrounded by symmetrical rows of acacias and palms. In Egyptian mythology Horus was occasionally shown in art as a naked boy with a finger in his mouth sitting on a lotus with his mother. The lotus was one of the two earliest Egyptian capitals motifs, the topmost members of a column. At that time, the motifs of importance are those based on the lotus and papyrus plants respectively, and these, with the palm tree capital, were the chief types employed by the Egyptians, until under the Ptolemies in the 3rd to 1st centuries BC, various other river plants were also employed, and the conventional lotus capital went through various modifications.

1:44 AM - D Himself: Tmi you ♥♥♥♥ lord
1:44 AM - Morfeed: i've been naked since 10

*poop*

nurd

gimmie sum sugar

Morfeed: my balls have been itching
Morfeed: for the past few days

Dammit i burned my penis by accident by any chance you can spare some morfeed and fix up my third degree burn?:D

I need a IK

you Smexy YOU!!!

Never gonna say goodbye

I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye

hai thar

im blak

I busy with other games and i dont lyke crashing in bf3 :(

Once, is never enough.

I love cookies too.come on, reimar share some

I really like cookies too. NOW BE MY BESTFRIEND.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU636_wTWBk&feature=g-all-c

ohai.

hi guys, my account got hacked, dont ask me why, but just dont accept any links that this account will paste to you, just dont, and one more thing, delete me as friend NOW, im not kidding, talk to you guys on steam, i have a few mins left before the hacker takes this account back spread it to your friends, amoured chicken got hacked too

I'm the Rety you know alright! After going for the SNSD concert I'm a fully converted SONE. HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEU

Dammit, Reimar! I just love pink~ ^^

what the hell.......................

LOLWUT?

Premature ejaculation.

Reimar_42(Dccing) : flurk. late milk
flurk : not late
flurk : i wanted to milk before entering

allo allo, i sent you a reference item for TF2. i has no idea what it is, but thanks to you, lad.

Hey there :D

HEY

(:

Why are you so awesome? Let's play KF sometime, got it fixed, and Mustard recently joined as well!

are they chocolate chip? :D

Cookies =D

im not sure if im awesome, so i guess ill just say i like cookies :D

YO

I AM USING YOU FOR TREASURE HAT. oh, and greetings from australia!

Dude!

lawls :D that song keeps getin stuck in mah head

i dunno i dunno i dunno ♥♥♥♥!

lolz.enough said..

HOMIES TILL THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ END!!
You Is My homie
You Mad, I’m Mad
You Fight, I Fight
You Hurt, I Hurt
You Jump Off A Bridge…
I’m gonna miss your dumbass AND AFTER THAT WE STILL RIDE IN HEAVEN!
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY HOMIES
YOU HAVE!!!
WHEN U GET THIS SEND THIS TO TEN HOMIES
INCLUDING THE HOMIE THAT SENT U IT
IF THEY ARE A TRUE HOMIE!

+88_________________+880_______
_+880_______________++80_______
_++88_____Homie____+880________
_++88_____________++88________
__+880___________++88_________
__+888_________++880__________
__++880_______++880___________
__++888_____+++880____________
__++8888__+++8880++88_________
__+++8888+++8880++8888________
___++888++8888+++888888+80____
___++88++8888++8888888++888___
___++++++888888fx88888888888___
____++++++88888888888888888___
____++++++++000888888888888___
_____+++++++00008f8888888888___
______+++++++00088888888888___
_______+++++++0888f8888888

^^