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Clownin Dec 19, 2025 @ 5:37am 
Uhhh. Yeah I'd ban you in a heartbeat. Maybe, by some cosmic anomaly these shots are legit and you just guessed the exact moment someone would peek, but literally humans can't react as quickly as you did with the corner shots. I'm SMFC as well. I've played counter-strike for about 9 years. I've never seen ANYBODY do anything like the reaction shots you had. In a decade of counter-strike, no pro can play like that. First round even, even when expecting them after the flashes/decoy, that first frag was out of this world. You have no idea how to position yourself or play an advantage. That's why you die, despite cheating. You just cheat to win. Not even remotely "suspicious". This is blatant. I bet you don't even understand why.
Dale Earnhardt Dec 17, 2025 @ 1:25pm 
此页面的所有者是同性恋
Clownin Dec 17, 2025 @ 9:15am 
"bean boy bean boy im a little bean boy!” echoed through the kitchen as Tim burst out of the pantry wearing a colander helmet.

His mom stared. The dog clapped somehow.

“I was destined for this,” Tim declared, striking a heroic pose atop a sack of lentils. “Protector of legumes. Prince of Pinto.”

He slipped on a rogue chickpea, crashed into the cupboard, and emerged covered in refried beans.

The prophecy was fulfilled.
The kitchen was not.
Clownin Dec 4, 2025 @ 6:01am 
♥♥♥♥ his pants in 8th grade on a field trip. sat right above the bus heater the whole time
Dale Earnhardt Nov 28, 2025 @ 10:55am 
cool guy
begging4Apegging Nov 7, 2025 @ 12:02am 
On the 😳outside 😂I skrrt😤💯 skrrt 🅱️ut ☝️😳on the inside 🥺I hurt 😔😥hurt 😥💦
begging4Apegging Nov 7, 2025 @ 12:02am 
I just shoved a whole stick🪄 of salter butter up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👈👇👆☝️ and now it's currently melting inside me💁💅 Will report back with results when fully melted🎉💃💦😫😫
Clownin Nov 5, 2025 @ 4:28pm 
此页面的所有者是同性恋
Clownin Oct 10, 2025 @ 1:55pm 
gz on osrs 99 hp
Relykks Oct 2, 2025 @ 5:21pm 
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Dale Earnhardt Sep 30, 2025 @ 11:00pm 
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Clownin Sep 14, 2025 @ 5:39am 
"I just know you're overweight"
Clownin Aug 27, 2025 @ 11:12am 
this is a legendary specimen known as a landfill baby; born from lighting striking a condom that's been ejaculated into - creating the perfect machine. he gaymes, he eats ass and he strokes the ♥♥♥♥ like no other!
Dale Earnhardt Aug 18, 2025 @ 8:01pm 
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Dale Earnhardt Aug 4, 2025 @ 3:45pm 
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Clownin May 1, 2025 @ 6:06am 
this guy voted for Biden
Clownin Mar 30, 2025 @ 3:53pm 
4/10 profile aesthetics
Be my New Year's kiss? Feb 7, 2025 @ 6:50pm 
Steve Balboni 1 hour ago 
Adam J. Alcala-Dahmer Nov 27, 2024 @ 3:12pm 
Hello? (Hello, hello, hello)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on (Come on, come on), now
I hear you're feeling down
Well, I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax (Relax, relax, relax)
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
Dale Earnhardt Feb 7, 2025 @ 5:47pm 
Adam J. Alcala-Dahmer Nov 27, 2024 @ 3:12pm 
Hello? (Hello, hello, hello)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on (Come on, come on), now
I hear you're feeling down
Well, I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax (Relax, relax, relax)
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
Massa got me workin Jan 31, 2025 @ 6:16pm 
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Massa got me workin Jan 31, 2025 @ 6:14pm 
Let me see the inside of your bellybutton, but let me actually do the seeing. I’ll finger that ♥♥♥♥♥ whole in the hole.
Dale Earnhardt Jan 21, 2025 @ 2:20pm 
finaly got balls to play again i see
Dale Earnhardt Jan 21, 2025 @ 2:18pm 
nice clutch on inferno
Vondy Jan 18, 2025 @ 8:25am 
I'm 26 and been drinking Pepsi probably since I was a baby. I was raised on it. When it comes to water, I tried! All I get from water is stomach ache and pee non stop!! Plus it does not quench my thirst. Everyone tells me to stop but at 26, um no. Yes my teeth is starting to reflect me being a pepsiholic. But until I can't no more I will keep drinking it.
begging4Apegging Jan 7, 2025 @ 12:45am 
In a world full of moments, you are the one I would choose over and over again. You are my heart's deepest desire, the fire that keeps me burning, and the calm that soothes my soul.
ΞZPZ Dec 5, 2024 @ 7:53am 
hi dad
Dale Earnhardt Nov 23, 2024 @ 7:37pm 
Hello is anyone there?
Clownin Nov 8, 2024 @ 5:13pm 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
Massa got me workin Oct 5, 2024 @ 11:28am 
Once a Legend, always a Legend - Legend
Be my New Year's kiss? Sep 17, 2024 @ 7:48am 
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OP IN CS, CARRYS HARD, GETS DEM 1 TAPS
begging4Apegging Aug 18, 2024 @ 6:21am 
I am thinking it's a sign
That the freckles in our eyes
Are mirror images
And when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
And I have to speculate
That God Himself did make
Us into corresponding shapes
Like puzzle pieces from the clay
And true it may seem like a stretch
But it's thoughts like this that catch
My troubled head when you're away
And when I am missing you to death
And when you are out there on the road
For several weeks of shows
And when you scan the radio
I hope this song will guide you home
They will see us waving from such great heights
Come down now, they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away
Come down now but we'll stay
Be my New Year's kiss? Aug 7, 2024 @ 6:52am 
rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
begging4Apegging Jul 25, 2024 @ 5:34am 
Through beats that move souls and rhythms that ignite passion, I craft melodies that speak to the heart of every listener. In the tapestry of sound, I weave emotions and memories, creating a symphony of moments that transcend time. With every mix, I paint the airwaves with melodies that stir the soul and melodies that inspire endless possibilities. My turntables are my canvas, and the music I spin is the masterpiece that paints the soundtrack of the night. As a DJ, I blend beats and melodies into a tapestry of sound that brings people together and sets spirits free.
Dale Earnhardt Jul 5, 2024 @ 4:56pm 
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Clownin Jun 28, 2024 @ 2:33pm 
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Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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*Now Find The Mistake:
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countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
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Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite
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Dale Earnhardt Dec 9, 2023 @ 2:49pm 
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?
Clownin Apr 1, 2023 @ 8:37am 
cumm right now, cumm inside my mouth, ayy
Take off my blouse, ayy
♥♥♥ me on the couch, ayy
kiss on my neck got me wet
That big ol' ♥♥♥ on the bed
His dic is long as a leg
his head is red, trippie redd
Yuh, yuh, hickies all over my body
I ride his dic like a Honda
I ride this ♥♥♥ like its a rari.
Ooh, ayy, yuh
I got his ♥♥♥ on my chin
I finna kiss on his neck, on his body
While i just be beating his meat, Yuh
He gonna nut
Nut inside my @ss uh
Squirt it back, uh
bish i squirt it back, uh
Throw it back
Do that shizzit for cash, aye, ooh
Clownin Feb 23, 2023 @ 3:20pm 
ayo sweet thang why don't you come on over here and suckle on daddy's earlobe once
Relykks Feb 4, 2023 @ 11:53am 
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Relykks Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:46pm 
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Dale Earnhardt May 2, 2021 @ 9:10am 
Hello. I am Prince Fuku. The IRS has been trying to reach you on the money you owe us. If you don't get back with me by 16:20 we will be forced to take all of your drugs. Thanks.
Relykks Jul 25, 2020 @ 12:37pm 
Hey why don't you suckle me. :)
Clownin Jun 13, 2020 @ 4:38am 
You musty ♥♥♥♥♥. Stupid musty ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ass dumbass smelly ass ♥♥♥♥♥
Dale Earnhardt Apr 4, 2020 @ 2:45pm 
Hey I just want to say my parents have gone out want to come over and have some fun.??
Relykks Aug 18, 2019 @ 10:54am 
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begging4Apegging Dec 20, 2018 @ 8:22am 
cumm right now, cumm inside my mouth, ayy
Take off my blouse, ayy
fux me on the couch, ayy
kiss on my neck got me wet
That big ol' ♥♥♥ on the bed
His dic is long as a leg
his head is red, trippie redd
Yuh, yuh, hickies all over my body
I ride his dic like a Honda
I ride this ♥♥♥ like its a rari.
Ooh, ayy, yuh
I got his ♥♥♥ on my chin
I finna kiss on his neck, on his body
While i just be beating his meat, Yuh
He gonna nut
Nut inside my @ss uh
Squirt it back, uh
bish i squirt it back, uh
Throw it back
Do that shizzit for cash, aye, ooh
Vondy Dec 20, 2018 @ 7:43am 
I finna kiss on his neck, on his body
While i just be beating his meat, Yuh
He gonna nut
Nut inside my a ss, uh
Squirt it back, uh
Bitc h i squirt it back, uh
Throw it back