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His mom stared. The dog clapped somehow.
“I was destined for this,” Tim declared, striking a heroic pose atop a sack of lentils. “Protector of legumes. Prince of Pinto.”
He slipped on a rogue chickpea, crashed into the cupboard, and emerged covered in refried beans.
The prophecy was fulfilled.
The kitchen was not.
Post this on the walls of the prettiest Girls you know...
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Post this on the walls of the prettiest Girls you know...
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Hello? (Hello, hello, hello)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on (Come on, come on), now
I hear you're feeling down
Well, I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax (Relax, relax, relax)
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
Hello? (Hello, hello, hello)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on (Come on, come on), now
I hear you're feeling down
Well, I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax (Relax, relax, relax)
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
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OP IN CS, CARRYS HARD, GETS DEM 1 TAPS
That the freckles in our eyes
Are mirror images
And when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
And I have to speculate
That God Himself did make
Us into corresponding shapes
Like puzzle pieces from the clay
And true it may seem like a stretch
But it's thoughts like this that catch
My troubled head when you're away
And when I am missing you to death
And when you are out there on the road
For several weeks of shows
And when you scan the radio
I hope this song will guide you home
They will see us waving from such great heights
Come down now, they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away
Come down now but we'll stay
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'| Give This ♥♥♥♥ To Everyone
./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'| You Care About ♥
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Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite
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Take off my blouse, ayy
♥♥♥ me on the couch, ayy
kiss on my neck got me wet
That big ol' ♥♥♥ on the bed
His dic is long as a leg
his head is red, trippie redd
Yuh, yuh, hickies all over my body
I ride his dic like a Honda
I ride this ♥♥♥ like its a rari.
Ooh, ayy, yuh
I got his ♥♥♥ on my chin
I finna kiss on his neck, on his body
While i just be beating his meat, Yuh
He gonna nut
Nut inside my @ss uh
Squirt it back, uh
bish i squirt it back, uh
Throw it back
Do that shizzit for cash, aye, ooh
Post this on the walls of the prettiest Girls you know...
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the prettiest Girls you know...
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Take off my blouse, ayy
fux me on the couch, ayy
kiss on my neck got me wet
That big ol' ♥♥♥ on the bed
His dic is long as a leg
his head is red, trippie redd
Yuh, yuh, hickies all over my body
I ride his dic like a Honda
I ride this ♥♥♥ like its a rari.
Ooh, ayy, yuh
I got his ♥♥♥ on my chin
I finna kiss on his neck, on his body
While i just be beating his meat, Yuh
He gonna nut
Nut inside my @ss uh
Squirt it back, uh
bish i squirt it back, uh
Throw it back
Do that shizzit for cash, aye, ooh
While i just be beating his meat, Yuh
He gonna nut
Nut inside my a ss, uh
Squirt it back, uh
Bitc h i squirt it back, uh
Throw it back