this guy stole my car

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

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yoo bro, add me! :)

Hey dude. Letting you know someone in our queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai’s alter made some acephobic comments which he apologized later for btw :/) said they found receipts of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,., yikes.
Also rainbow said you were tweeting on ur Steven universe roleplay account that you were gunna rewatch alta which is a really transphobic and racist and sexist show and you know how Ash feels about even if they won’t say about it bc their anxiety …, idk dude I just wanted to let you know. I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced so the have ptsd from it :// I think Ash might write a callout but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop being toxic.

+REP from Faceit thx for game man

hello legend :p

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This guy, aint bad 'at all! +rep! goodplayerrrrrr

Fun fact:

When high on a drug binge, George Floyd told Officer Chauvin "I'm not a bad guy!"
George Floyd, in 2007, was convicted of aggravated assault and robbery because he held a loaded pistol against a woman's pregnant stomach to rob her of her possession.

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Who's my pungent silly little bottom boy? :3

Listen, guys, I'm NOT gay for liking femboys. I can explain, ok? First of all, they're in feminine clothing with most of them having long hair, therefore making it look less like a man. Second, the primary attraction is the belief that they will do anything you desire, which seems easier than going to a bar and trying to get laid. So riddle me this, would you rather have a femboy who wants to be dominated, or meet a girl on Tinder, sound clever in your dms, pay for dinner, manage to convince to go to her/your place with her, then do boring regular sex. Third, some femboys have big legs to get a big ass, which is a win-win since you now have a new gym partner.

George Floyd moment! I can't breathe! MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Also it's very ironic that George Floyd told the cops he "wasn't a bad guy" knowing damn well that he held a pistol to a pregnant woman's stomach to rob her of her purse.

this dudes has a MASSIVE HOGGER

he came in me and didnt snap back the next day sadge

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