After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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I spent my first two hours alone in the dark in a swamp, in which I drank water from it to sustain me. until i went into a city, found a purple backpack and met my first zombie. Five zombies and a man with a shovel chased me through the streets until the zombies ate the man. i hide on top of the hospital where i tore up my own shirt ti stio the bleeding. what followed was another hour of wandering, until i found a barn. I start walking down and missed the step. I hit the floor and died. I was very sad.

When I first met this user he told me that he occasionally likes a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, later that day he was making some dodgey noises so i asked him what he was doing. he proceeded to tell me that he was having sexual intercourse with his pet cat called ben. we have a friend called ben so i was suspicious at first, then I heard jacks dad come into his room as he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the cat and his dad drop kicked the cat out of the window, jack and his dad have not made any eye contact since the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incident. I think jack is to embarrassed to admit he likes ♥♥♥♥♥ ;)