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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Think about it, you’ll be one of few people to say that they have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a blender, you didn’t even have to turn it on! (But if you do that’s just extra points!)
All I’m saying.. is that if you listen to those people who try and limit you! Prevent you from living your life to the fullest, the people who say not to put your penis in a blender, if you listen to them you are just gatekeeping the experience from you, I wouldn’t even doubt if they actually do it themselves..
It’s the biggest flex, I doubt even Chuck Norris has done it, you’d be a one up on history’s most powerful being! I can think of every logical reason to put your penis in a blender and no real reason not too!
Unless you don’t own a blender but even then.. go buy one, and put your penis in it.
The amount of pain you would feel would be huge. No matter how tempting or sexy, it is not worth it. Even if it will stop you from losing NNN, just don’t. There are no benefits of doing this, only downsides.
One: you lose your penis
Two: you will probably never probably want to use that blender again, costing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to get another one.
Three: the amount of money for the medical bills may kill you. It may cost even more if you or someone else is unable to drive you to the hospital
Overall you just shouldn’t put your penis in a blender. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!