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Yo it's me Beef McChungus! How ya doin CannonInspector!

Oh my god please edate me already. I’ve been on Steam for the past 4 months obsessing over the 5 different profile pictures you’ve used over time and you make my ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard every time you insult me and others. I won’t hesitate to propose either, I am fully prepared to spend the rest of my life with you, honey. Please, please just tell me you love me already. OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my hear when I see you play with someone else or anyone commenting on your steam profile I just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my steam page linking to your page and have a walltext of you commenting cute things. I want to play video games, talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me Im begging you to love me back, I need you by my side but if you don’t love me then I want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friend list would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

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Hey, i have one question to you.

Hey man, I just wanna say that I'm proud of you for coming out the closet, it takes a lot of guts but I know you will embrace the "new" you soon!

H-Hehe, hello~

I'm a very shy, little, femboy cat-wolf. I-I'm veeery kinky and I can almost guarantee that I have no limits~

I'm looking for a quite dominant person to be able to u-use me for whatever they may wish. I hope for the person to be understanding and gentle when they need be, though.

I have a l-love of being embarrassed, humiliated, degraded, and stuff like that. I'm quite into bondage and BDSM, and also all dressed up cute or skimpy. I-I love people who can find creative uses for their "goods". I'm also up for gender transformation should anyone not like my gender~ I'm into any gender too~ >///<

O-Oh, and I love being seen as/called a girl~ It makes me feel all pretty~ >//u//<

I'd reeealy appreciate if you added me t-to have some fun taking advantage of m-my offer~

Hope to see some of you s-soon~ <3 <3 <3

hey man thats a nice cannon you have there

man you've got no idea like listen bro dude listen okay so we were just there right and then like ♥♥♥♥ you blink your eyes then you smell it and i just didnt know what to say so i just like stood up and then DAMN she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right there man idk what the ♥♥♥♥ happened it just llike was there and i didnt know what to do so instead of like doing something i just like stood up and then laughed and then cried because it sucks when that happens

you know?

+rep gifted me a game in return for a no ♥♥♥♥ blow job

Hi!!!

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Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

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Dude like woah, like; make a wish?

ur a qt

U need more badges m8

These profiles are awful.

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YOU where conceived when your father was drunk and masturbated into a mud puddle, then paid your crackwhore mother to wrestel a badger naked in that puddle for a 3 cigarettes. She then passed out and was struck by lightning, energizing the badger ♥♥♥♥/Sean Hannity Semen/Dead Crackwhore soup, creating thousands of new species of germs. After a week of rotting under the sun, this soup rectally was consumed by a homeless schizophrenic meth addict ♥♥♥♥♥♥, where you coagulated into a ♥♥♥♥ fetus within his intestines for 2 days before you where shat out behind an bar in Oklahoma. Only the Devils admiration of such a disturbing and twisted being kept you alive long enough before a pack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥s took mercy on you and raised you on a diet of their own ♥♥♥♥ and pig blood, because they didn't care about you because your so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly, stupid and worthless. Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here. You will never know love, joy, laughter or the touch of the opposite sex.

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I'm not entirely sure why I am using comments.

I do not. I've never even heard of it.

F-list here I come.

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mw.cannonInspector: i'm going to be breu

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Port, is the website down? It says the bandwidth has been exceeded for me.

PORTKINS! I need r talk to yous ♥♥♥.

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