YOUR ROAD IS CIRCULAR.

The great American invention, faxes. Invented by Jeremy Faxman.

NAW, YOU GUISE ARE INDIANS. - Theo's ancestors

U try to take the piss and you're not even correct.joke.

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who even are you - Jackson Phillips

Scotland is the only place you can watch a man piss on a doorstep and then take out his keys and go inside.

SPUNK ON A BAP.

did joe flick your bean?

God, the demoman is so Serbian!

My favourite fruit is pizza. God is sort of like pizza, in that he can be divided into sections and is covered in cheese.

I got gash, m8.

"The Study of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and How to Obtain Them"

Genius is 1 percent saturated fat and kills 99.9 percent of bacteria.

DANK. IN. THE. BANK.

I like this meme, because it's got me in it! - Sam White on being a midwife.

Edward_Hitchcock: You might want some aloe vera after that scalding finlay.
rackensack: I've got plenty, it's on the shelf next to the lube that I inevitably use with your mum.
Edward_Hitchcock: I'm surprised you need lube because of your mcdonalds chip of a penis
rackensack: I have a very dry penis, thanks very much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc-6Ta_HGu8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-fK7GVrHW0