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JA DA KIKSTE!
GUCK NICH SO!
NIMM MA DEINEN HUT AB!
JAHAHA DA IST DEINE GLATZE!
DA KANNSTE MAL VASELINE DRAUF MACHEN!
HAHAHHAHAHA
Well, Howdy 🤠 Spongeboi! 😏 U got any of that 🤔 Sponge🌰NUT🌰 😜
I'm 😤 READY! 😩 I'm 😤 READY! 😩 I'm... 😤 READYYY!! 🤯
😫🍌💦💦💦🐿
🦀ARRG🦀 Spongeboi, quit messin' around and get back to 🍔work🍔!
Aye aye, 🙋♂️ Mr.🦀 Krabs!🦀
(Der Pfosten geht nicht an die Personen an weiblichen Geschlecht :3 ihr würdet sowas nie machen :X privat nachrichten sind offen könnt mir gerne schreiben hihi)
Ja, du!
Willst du endlich aufm Klo ficken, du Dreckssau du?
Du geile verfickte Schlampe
Du bist so eine geile Ficksau
Ein richtiger, geiler, dreckiger
Blasehase
Wie alt bist du?
15?
Genau mein Lieblingsalter...
Wie alt bist du denn?
18? Zu alt!
Und du?
17?
Viel zu alt!
Und du?
*diese Stelle musste leider zensiert werden*
Obergeil!
Augenblick
Ich hol meine Kamera
Ohja
Das is eine richtig geile Möse
Die riecht wie Erdbeeren
Ich liebe Erdbeeren!
Was? Deine Mami kommt dich gleich abholen?
Ich glaub ich geh mich gleich einen runterholen
Am Tresen
Hat hier jemand Bock auf Sambucca?
Oder magst du lieber Baileys?
Kinder
Duckt euch!
Es geht
Gleich
Los!
1. Du bist ein Cuccboi
2. Du bist bei Steam 💨
3. Du liest grad📖
5. Du hast nicht bemerkt das 4. fehlt..4️⃣
6. Du kontrollierst es grade...👮♀️
7. Du lachst😂
und noch was...
Es gibt genau 6 wahrheiten
in deinem Leben:
1. Du kannst nicht alle deine Darmwindungen mit
deiner Faust erreichen🤜
2. Du bist ein Idiot, weil du Wahrheit 1.
auf die Probe gestellt hast.🤜😮💦
3. Wahrheit 1 ist eine Lüge.😱
4. Jetzt lächelst du,
weil du ein Idiot bist :-)👳🏻
5. Du wirst das bald an einen anderen
Idioten schicken.👳🏻
6. Du lächelst immer noch,
weil du dich freust,
dass der nächste genauso blöd sein wird,
wie DU...;-)🤣🤣🤣☪️
As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the last Plague outbreak and other adjustments made to bodily humour levels before the epidemic. Among other things, we're looking at average per-village death rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that peasants have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via sufficient medieval bitcoin.
We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the kingdom has put forth around the current topics here in the village square, on the local church door and across numerous nearby villages. Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.
Mein Team 👷 👷 👷 und ich 😏 Helfen ℹ️ ihnen gerne 👍.
Aber manchmal gibt es eben Dinge👌 👈, die kann man am Telefon 📞 nicht regeln ⛔️ : wie zum Beispiel bei Familie Sturm ☁️ ⚡☁️ hier. Dann reden wir auch nicht lange um den heißen 🔥 🔥 🔥 Brei 🍲 herum sondern kommen 🏃♂️ persönlich 😏 vorbei. Und wir gehen 🚶🏼♂️ erst wieder wenn der Anschluss @ läuft.
It takes 3 hrs to cremate🔥a 🅱️ody Holocaust means The 🔥Whole 🅱️urnt 🔥 Offering Hitler was in power 12 years 😎😍 3 hrs x 2.5 million (🔥 Ouchwitz 😷) = 7,500,000 hrs = 856 yrs 🤔 3 hrs x 4.5 million = 13,500,000 hrs = 1541 yrs 🤔😮 Rlly gets the noggin joggin 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Shots🔫fired🔥in front of the Su🅱️reme store💯
There's about to be a 261🛂in progress
Send all available units🚨
Send in the 🅱️ack-up🚨
Send in the 🅱️ig 🔫guns🚨
Send in the 🐕canine unit🚨
Send in the... ♥♥♥♥👨🏻✈️
👁I wanna be gay🍭🏳️🌈 'cause you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I
wanna savour it🤤
But it's cool💯, after smashing🔨 you I'll PayPal you
2K🤑
Oh, no!😫You getting mad?😡
Gonna knock the phone📱right out of my hand✋🏻?
That ♥♥♥♥💩was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absurd😂
You're a "rapper" who can't resolve ♥♥♥♥💩 with
words?🤔
Talk like you eating some paste🤧, 🅰️yy
Is that your IQ or your age🤓? 🅰️yy
Say to your audience face👦🏻, 🅰️yy
How Jacob Sartorious👶🏻 tastes
🅰️yy, you look afraid😱, must have seen a ghost👻
writer📓
Well, ditto, little 🅱️itch, but I'm not scared😎 to
show mine
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Now correct me if I'm wrong, but punk kids didn't and don't wear baggy clothes, seems like the usual attire has been tight clothes for a long time now. Moreover, the song title presents an even bigger problem. Was he a skater boy???? Or was he a punk?? Because she does also give us the information that "she turns on TV, guess who she sees: skater boy rockin' up MTV" so we know he's been working on his musical career for a while now (the only sort of chronological timeline we get is that she says five years from now; explaining the time she witnessed his MTV appearance) but regardless, his musical talents were enough to credit him a spot in national TV.
To me, it seems that he was more of a musician rather than a skater. We actually don't get to hear any information on his skateboarding abilities. Actually, we don't even know if skateboarding was his medium, he could've been a rollerskater or even an ice skater. We just don't know. The track leaves us with many more questions rather than answers, and frankly, I'm upset. She says in the song "now I'M with the skater boy" but it's almost impossible not to assume that would be AFTER his MTV performance, so why does she refer to him as the skater boy?? How dare she not praise him for his musical success?? It makes no sense.
With all that being said, 10/10 fantastic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ track. I would listen to it again.