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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:22am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:50am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:31am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 2:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:15am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:55am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:37am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:45am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:53am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:05am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 11:56am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:01am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:35am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:29am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:37am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 5:59am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:36am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:07am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:03am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:40am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:13am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:42am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:58am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 8:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:29am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 5:30am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:44am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:32am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 6:33am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 2:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 8:25am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:19am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 8:49am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:15am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:12am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 7:23am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 5:37am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:44am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 7:24am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 6:35am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:28am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 10:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:28am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2022 @ 11:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 3:02am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:34am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 8:48am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:18am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:52am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 7:58am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:42am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:59am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2021 @ 4:02am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:34am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 5:30am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:13am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:21am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:56am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:56pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:41pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:56pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:21am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:23am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:26am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:43am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 8:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 5:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2021 @ 9:27am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 10:14am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:55pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:22am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:24am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:06am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:34am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:35am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 11:01am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 9:38am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:40am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:35am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 9:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 3:12am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:50am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:05am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 5:30am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 11:05am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:12am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:42am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:34am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:17am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:59am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:16am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:30am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:47am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:59am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:47am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:01am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:04am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:14am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:14am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:18am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2021 @ 6:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 1:02pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:56am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 10:23am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:19am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:23am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:28am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:53am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:17am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:28am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:21am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:05am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:21am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 4:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 3:05am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 9:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 6:56am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:39pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:14am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:15am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:14am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:26am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 6:46am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 11:31am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 9:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:22am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:20am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:18am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:24am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:41am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:24am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2021 @ 2:56am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:23am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:35am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2022 @ 3:49am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 3:37am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 11:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:47am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:50am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 6:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:20am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:31am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:25am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 6:47am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:55am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:16am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:14am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:45am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 6:18am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:50am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked May 18, 2022 @ 7:52am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2022 @ 4:38am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 10:22am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 10:46am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked May 7 @ 9:10am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 9:10am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 10:47am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 10:47am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 10:46am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 10:46am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 9:58am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 4:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 4:27am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 12:17pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 8:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:24am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:05am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:25am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:23am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 6:37am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 4:09am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 5:37am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:52am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 6:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:26am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:50am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 12:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:04am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 4:31am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2022 @ 4:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:33am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 4:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:49am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 7:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:00am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:01am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2021 @ 1:46pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:14pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:23am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:45am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:57am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:48am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 11:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:51am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 6:37am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 8:40am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:01am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 7:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2021 @ 2:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:23am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:22am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:52am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:23am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:22am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 5:15am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 6:05am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:52am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 20, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:16am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 3:33am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 7:16am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 1:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:48am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:17am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:21am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:52am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 6:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 4:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:26am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:24am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 6:05am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 8:40am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 11:57am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:56pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:47am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 4:40am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 4:41am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 4:41am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 4:40am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2022 @ 3:54am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:26am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:17am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 9:04am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:44am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:48am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:49am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 10:51am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 6:37am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:01am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:01am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 1:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 11:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 20, 2022 @ 2:11pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:48am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 9:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 11:01am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 8:40am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:00am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 7:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked May 9, 2022 @ 11:54am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2022 @ 3:56am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 11:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:27am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:19am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 2:55am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:52am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:21am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 6:46am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 3:47am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 8:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:29am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:52am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 6:05am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 3:20am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 4:22am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2021 @ 5:23am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 1:04pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:36am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:34am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 5:19am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 5:19am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 5:19am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 11:51am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:15am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2023 @ 8:09am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2022 @ 4:41am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2022 @ 8:41am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:41am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:40am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 6:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:39am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:39am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:39am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:39am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:54pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 7:04am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 7:04am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 11:49am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 11:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:39am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:35am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:39am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:39am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2022 @ 10:41am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:21am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:19am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 10:46am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:18am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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