signed by admicrowave

4,300 hours just to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ inventory because ur unemployed lmao proof is in the pudding

hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥

Goated my boy

Some say he's the songbird of our generation, others say he's the devils spawn, but me i say HE'S THE MESSIAH, OUR SAVIOR aka the G.O.A.T!

probably a good guy gg +rep :)

tiny tiny yello pp

un added me but thats fine, hes still a ♥♥♥♥♥

It was the summer of '79 when i met this fella, i fell off of a mountaintop and Mr. Wang, without hesitation jumped after me, on our way down he managed to unbutton his pants, and use his large sack to help us parachute down to safety. I will never be able to repay this man.

hey bud, you did your best against a member of faze. It was unfortunate that you had to cross paths with an adversary, such as I. As consolation, I will sign your profile. - Faze Undaunted #Beamed

ps. #fazeup

still has small pp, but large balls

-rep massive puss lacks a father figure

+rep for having the biggest balls known to man. 10/10 would kiss again

+rep good profile, calm player

friendly dude

+rep AWP legend

let's communicate and conquer

+rep nice profile😉

Прими го трейд

+rep

-rep lil awp puss

Let's turn this match legendary.

+rep good profile, skilled clutcher

great sportsmanship

Nice, large Wang. 10/10.

+rep nice profile😉

Epic gaming session? Yes, please!

uwuuu its u legend?

It was summer of 06, me and my friends went to the local bar to hear people talking about a local legend. The 2nd ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they called him. Everybody in town was talking about these powers he was bestowing to all the locals so we had to give it a little taste. We approached the local glory hole to see lines around the building. All waiting to see this one they referred to as Mr wang. As I sat there waiting for his sweet gracious offering. He shot it right on my forehead through the wall, stuck his hand through and began to rub it into my third eye. This unlocked a power I never knew was possible. I can see things so much more clearly. I unlocked a 6th sense I didn’t know I was able to achieve. I was beginning to see things before they happened. I was able to feel people’s presence through walls. Mr wang changed my life forever with his magical splatter. to this day every time i see a wall i think of him and the loads he shot thru like a military grade MK 21 PSR with a 5kw laser

today after another long crying episode i was contacted by my local VA and couldn’t believe the news. they informed me my husband mr wang of 16 years was found alive after i was told 5 years ago he had passed during his last trip to iraq. i have spent every day in agony mourning my sweet precious hubby. when i heard this i dropped to my knees and praised every god i could think of. i had thought i was hallucinating and that my excitement was getting the best of me until i was sat at my computer and heard a scittering sound thru the wall. it was him i knew it i felt it. cole?? i cried out. COLE. his husky manly voice penetrated the wall with a simple groan. i know that groan anywhere. turns out he has been living on the other side of the wall in our home for the past 5 years and has seen every move i’ve made. i was overcome with a sense of peace, comfort and safety knowing that no matter what or where cole has & will always be able to see me. my guardian angel 4ever

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Wang, because nobody crosses Wang and lives to tell the tale!

I was playing a private lobby today working on my surfing, When all of a sudden i got killed by MR.WANG through the wall, At first i thought it was a bug, but he continued spawn killing me for the next 42 hours straight. I tried to log off but my computer said i wasnt allowed until the game was over. i missed 3 days of work and got fired.

I was 18 years old living in Los Angeles when i stumbled into the adult film industry. At first it was scary. Working in this industry i quickly realized there's a lot of snakes. One man I worked with stood out amongst all the others. It was Cole. Cole was a tough guy, ex US marine who served a tour in Afghanistan that really messed him up. He was about 6'5 230 lbs of straight muscle. Slick black hair and a jacket kind of like an old style greaser. But one thing stood out specifically about Cole. No matter what i could always depend on him to shoot his load on my face no matter the distance.

13 Years Ago my Parents Called in a Paranormal Expert to help solve the Horrifying torments they were experiencing in my childhood home. That was my first time meeting MR.WANG. This man was as gorgeous as a Grecian god, and spoke with vernacular of Edgar Allen Poe. He assured my parents that everything was alright, and that he could see things lurking on "the other side". He took a look around, and hastily asked my parents for access to our communal Computer. At first we were confused by what he was asking, but then it all made sense. He explained that if he wanted to "See the other side" he would first need to "Toggle". He installed something that seemingly gave my computer Aids, but what it allowed him to do next was unbelievable. He could see everything, and I mean everything. I still think of MR.WANG sometimes when I play CSGO. Every time I'm shot through a wall, I can hear his whispers.

I Served in the Afghanistan Army and we ambushed a troop of American scum...I thought we had them pinned when all of a sudden this guy pops up, fires his sniper rifle into the ground and we all died instantly, including myself. I am typing this from beyond the grave.

Cole and I served in Afghanistan together. I was Pinned down. Lead was Flying, and I was sure I was dying. Out of nowhere, Cole stands up, looks at the ground, and fires 30 rounds into the floor. All i heard was the sound of Bodies dropping around me. All Different Directions. That day I learned that no matter where Cole is looking, he will never miss a shot. That legacy has carried on with him even into his video game career.

Guy is the man. He was the first person to tell me my girlfriend was cheating on me. Said he saw her through the wall with another man. Said i would understand what he meant when I played Counter Strike with him. I get it now. Thanks Cole.

Not saying hes cheating, but definitely great at shooting you blind through walls.

misunderstood, def not cheating. Great guy. He was the best man at my wedding.

Dude is walling

walling

blatant hacker

i'd want to go over some specifics about ur bowie doppler may you send me a req ?

The GOAT

cool game

my dig bick lover, cant get enough

he may be young but he is still Large and in charge

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This guy is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aw♥♥♥♥♥ and I was about to report his cheating ass but he said I'm his bottom ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can't turn my back on Daddy like that