hey, Pohh! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft ️‍🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

When I was a boy my grandfather would take me up to his basement. He would then take down a chest and open it and show me there was a mermiad inside and would then have me make love with the mermaid for his sick sexual pleasure. When I was older, I revisited that same basement and found that the mermaid in that chest was no mermaid... but a dead monkey with its legs sewn together.

My anus can quiver like a rabbits nostril

Many people have asked me, how do you do it Vladimir? How do you achieve hands-free ejaculation and perfect it to the point of folding your semen over a thousand times in order to become so good at playing videogames and watching anime? The answer, like all of you must've heard it over those thousand times by now, is in fact quite not so simple. First you have to really train your prostate and think of it as en extension of your chakra and soul. In order to do so you may need various equipment to help you really activate your autism and enter a what I like to call an "Erratic Sage Mode of Ultimate Semen". Only then will you truly understand the desperation of Hitler during his most tained moments of life.

China is a dota 2 ♥♥♥♥♥. Pass this to 25 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get the power of moonrunes. Dont laugh my friend already moonrunes his mom cant understand him

Riki is a dota 2 hero. Pass this to 25 people to get the power of invisibility. Dont laugh my friend already invisible his mom cant find him

also he broke his 3ds. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clumsy ass ♥♥♥♥♥