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Recent reviews by Ice Cream

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265.4 hrs on record (145.8 hrs at review time)
Such a fun game barred by such a dogwater lobby system. If you're ideal type of fighting game is one where you can get on in a time crunch to play some quick games honestly this isn't your bet.

Take 5-10 minutes logging in from the starting splash.
Take 5-10 minutes connecting to online network.
Sift through 3 good countries to play in, then manually check each lobby 1 by 1 for a suitable player.
Find a player waiting for a match, try to play stick fighter.
"Failed to connect" x 18
Connect, takes a minute to actually get the connection screen. (THERE'S A CHANCE HERE THE MF IS AFK BTW)
Game starts.
Dude is from other side of the globe playing in your region for some reason.
Have teleporting rollbacks.
Leave the match and try to look for another player, going through that entire process again.

Why on earth is this the matchmaking system so archaic? It's such a daunting experience getting to the gameplay every single time.
Posted January 28, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
32.5 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Find something that you can spam, then abuse the ♥♥♥♥ out of it to win.
Got a spear? Helicopter Simulator 2015.
Got a lance? Free rides till they die.
Got a pair of daggers? Dive till they die.

This game is a spamfest.
Posted October 25, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game in one word? Potential.
Posted May 15, 2015.
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3.0 hrs on record
GOTY for sure. The ending was sad. This game kept me speculating on how it would end. Visuals are stunning, and very nice settings that go on during the game. The controller feature is a must because you need it, each side of it controls a different brother. When you play this game, pay attention to the subtle details. Some of them foreshadow things to come.

Just remember, bros before hoes.
Posted December 6, 2014.
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34.2 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
Guts and glory, that's all this game is about. You run around as either a dude on steroids, or a morbidly obese woman gunning everything down while playing the objective.Amazing gorey game with the funniest death animations.
Posted May 7, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,753.8 hrs on record (1,647.0 hrs at review time)
Oh boy, where do I start... This game is jam packed with cosmetics for the nine available classes. The available classes to choose from are from 3 set categories. In the Offense category, you have the Scout, the Soldier, and the Pyro. In the Defense category, you have the Demoman (my favorite), the Heavy, and the Engineer. And in the Support category, you have the Sniper, the Medic, and the Spy. There are 7 different gamemodes that utilize all of these classes. It's a exciting game to get in to. 10/10
Posted May 7, 2014.
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