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There is light existing within a person of light. And it enlightens the whole world....
The secret of the LORD is with them that fear him; and he will shew them his covenant.
He guides the humble in what is right and teaches them his way.
But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.
indeed, if you call out for insight and cry aloud for understanding, and if you look for it as for silver and search for it as for hidden treasure, then you will understand the fear of the Lord and find the knowledge of God.
He holds success in store for the upright, he is a shield to those whose walk is blameless, for he guards the course of the just and protects the way of his faithful ones.
Then you will understand what is right and just and fair—every good path.
For wisdom will enter your heart, and knowledge will be pleasant to your soul.
Discretion will protect you, and understanding will guard you.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣏⠄⡠⡤⡤⡤⡤⡤⡤⡠⡤⡤⣸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣗⢝⢮⢯⡺⣕⢡⡑⡕⡍⣘⢮⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⣝⢮⡪⡪⡪⡎⡎⡮⡲⣱⣻
⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⢸⡳⡽⣝⢝⢌⢣⢃⡯⣗⢿
⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠹⡽⣺⢽⢽⢵⣻⢮⢯⠟⠿⠿⢿
⡟⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠽⠽⡽⣽⣺⢽⠝⠄⠄⢰⢸⢝⠽⣙⢝⢿
⡄⢸⢹⢸⢱⢘⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⣀⠄⠄⣵⣧⣫⣶⣜⣾
⣧⣬⣺⠸⡒⠬⡨⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⠡⠑⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠠⢀⢀⢀⡀⡀⠠⢀⢲⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢐⢀⠂⢄⠇⠠⠈⠄⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠠⠈⢈⡄⠄⢁⢀⣾
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠠⠐⣼⠇⠄⡀⠸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠄⠄⡀⠈⠂⣀⠄⢀⠄⠈
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⣀⠐⢀
GNOMED!
Little is known of the language's prehistory, or when it first appeared in Japan.
During the Heian period (794–1185), Chinese traders and political figures had considerable influence on the vocabulary and phonology of Old Spaghetti Language, as they held Chef Boyardee captive on a trade ship as punishment for failing to teach miserable Chinese cooks how to cook his spaghet.
Late Middle Spaghetti Language (1185–1600) included changes that brought it closer to the modern language.
Spaghetti Language has no genetic relationship with Chinese, but it makes extensive use of Chinese characters, or kanji. Along with kanji, the Spaghetti writing system primarily uses syllabic scripts, hiragana and katakana, both of which have been created by Chef's secret Spaghetti Intelligence Task Force with the help of Ministry of Education after he's been extracted from the ship by force and became a linguist.
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