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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my ipod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Remember the first time we met
You was at the mall with your friends
I was scared to approach ya
But then you came closer
Hopin' you would give me a chance
Who would have ever knew
That we would ever be more than friends
We're real worldwide, breakin all the rules
She like a song played again and again
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I loved KFC so much
I pray to Sanders every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
My dad hears me and calls me a fаggоt
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for KFC
I called him a сunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Sanders
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "You're Finger Lickin' Good."
He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my аsscheeks for Colonel
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Sanders
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Colonel
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with 11 herbs and spices
My dad walks in
Sanders looks him straight in the eyes and says "I’m Lovin’ It."
Colonel leaves through my window
Sanders is love. Sanders is life.