rub mah belleh

I’m the bum clown and I’m coming to town

*punches you in the belly so you ♥♥♥♥*

fartin on mah roommates dooooour hauh hauh hauh

today someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I start sweating as I saw the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh.Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The buildingbegins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. Still can't run gmod past 30fps

bah bah