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I pee on everything when I go to the bathroom in public

[M18] here, and this problem spawned a few years ago whenever I would get bored and piss all over the toilet seat in the public restrooms I would visit. It was a bit amusing for me to plaster the seat in my piss and leave it a big mess for somebody else to clean.

Over the months I would start getting worse and worse, from pissing on the wall the toilet was attached to, to straight up just pissing entirely on the floor. At times I would cover the toilet paper in my piss so that it couldn’t ever be used again.

Today though, I started to walk around in a circle while I pissed and covered every wall and crevice of the stall in my piss. I didn’t know what to do after it happened, and I’m starting to think this is some sort of sick addiction I have.

Any advice on how to change this?

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Hi reddit

Backstory, a few weeks ago my pregnant wife (27f) and I (28m) went to see a movie - Morbius. Around 5 minutes into the movie, her water broke with some contractions, so we left to rush to the hospital. long story short, we welcomed a new member to the family. We haven’t decided on a name at that point, and since her water broke while we were watching Morbius. We decided to name him Morbius.

After settling back home 2 weeks ago, and finally got some rest looking after young Morb. I saw that the movie has been trending lately online with good reviews, so i thought why not watch it with Morb. I purchased the blue ray copy off prime, and we watched it last night as a family.

So here comes the title, the movie was awful, and we both hated it. My wife and i want to rename our son, and we don’t know how and the process. If anyone could help, it’ll be great. We’re in vic australia

tdlr: named new born son Morbius and would like to rename him.