Zambino-san…..You have spent $700 on The Finals and our heating has been turned off. We will freeze.

That feel when you spend $100 on The Finals...

out of everyone here you know I'm the most Autistic

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Hello Good Mr. Steamaccount-friend.

I am Mr Artour Babev of the Valve Company consulate. I am writing this message to you as I am assured by our good mutual party member mr. Dotafarthing that you are of the most trustworthy character. I come to you with a very urgent and handsome proposition. Today I was alerted that my steam inventory shall soon be deleted. My solicitor, Mr. Gabeen Newell, assures me I can pass my inventory on to you for safe keeping. During this time of crisis, For your help I can genrously give you 25% of all my rares. To initiate the transuation you must first Send to Me a small portion of your inventory to hold in escrow while I draw up the paperwork with my solicitor, Dendi Johnson.

Please kindly initate the transaction so I can make you a very item-rich man.

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