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May 26 @ 11:19pm
In topic no friends...
May 26 @ 1:09pm
In topic 如何選擇模式
(Using DeepL, don't know Chinese)
Seriously, it gives you PLENTY of time to learn what it does and yet so many people STILL do not use it, so it's time to forcefully shove it down people's throat, because it seems to be the only way
May 24 @ 7:28am
In topic if i'm the goalie, stay out of the goal!
If someone is a gold forward and still stays in the arc for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, they are a lost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cause and should uninstall the game immediately
May 23 @ 9:14pm
In topic Ogey
ping pongers don't have the brain capacity to read all of this: they haven't developed their brains for it yet
May 13 @ 11:58am
In topic Bs ai
Well yea, it's called unfair for a reason
May 12 @ 11:13am
In topic servers are down?
Originally posted by evgeny_dos:
почему не могу подключиться к серверу? Пишет невозможно подключиться к серверу

Аналогично. Сам откуда?
for now it's coop vs ai where you pick the match type, above the search button
If your definition of fun is something like playing a third forward, leaving the goal wide open and then spam mogul emotes when you get creamed all over, kindly stop playing the game
May 5 @ 11:26am
In topic Goalie tips for kids
  • Stay the ♥♥♥♥ in your goalie arc. Treat the middle part of the map like it's lava.
  • If your staggered forward wants to take your orb to heal - usually because the middle one is taken already - don't steal it, especially if you're full and have your core flip ready
  • Pass. That's it, that's all you have to do when you have a forward out in the open. Do not wait until their own forward finishes taking a ♥♥♥♥, lights up a cig, gets some coffee and then walks up to the free teammate forward in order to contest the puck, because by the time the average dubu player finally decides to clear it, it's already too late
  • These flashy yellow thingies inside your goal arc is what keeps the goal area closed. Don't sit and watch in awe as the slowest puck ever approaches it, press the needed buttons and the puck will magically move the other direction

Two out of these points is why adequate goalies will always get forwards who, despite knowing that getting in the way of the goalie is bad, will do that anyway because istg the amount of goalies that are clearly not new players, but fail to do the most elementary things, is ridiculous, doubly so if it's a Dubu player. New players get a pass because, well, they're new, they will learn.
23 comments of people taking the fattest bait ever smh
May 2 @ 10:42am
In topic Want To Lose Games? Do This.
Originally posted by Shylaar:
From what I've seen the people spamming emotes like that are usually pretty bad at the game themselves, so you're probably gonna lose anyway because you have a bad player on the team who thinks losing is everyone else's fault.

It's always the Ludwig emote users that are straight up trolling with their butt-buddies in the game, because drinking each other's ♥♥♥ is not enough for them, so they go into the game to let everyone know what they were doing by intentionally self-goaling and spamming the emote
Apr 30 @ 12:49am
In topic Unexplained Level Select Stuff
Originally posted by Dice_24K:
and the gold/silver stuff? especially the outlines?

Otherwise you'll self goal a lot more than the average X player
Apr 16 @ 3:34am
In topic Playing with randoms viable?
not really, but you may sometimes just run into higher ranks, depending on the time you play
Тоже было такое, сейчас перестало появляться. Тут перетерпеть придется, думаю
Тред даунский, люди на байт ведутся
Sometimes it would legit just log you out of the app on its own. It's horrible
Mar 12 @ 5:59pm
In topic pop up refresh log in message
Same, i also keep getting it. Usually after booting up from sleep mode
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