https://youtu.be/fvhY-ZoclZ4?si=X22HIL0thhuOji4m

DARKEST ROAD OF CLEAVER VALLEY , THE DIRTY BOYS FROM ROUND THE WAY. HAUNTED MOUND DEATH'S WAGON APPROACHES

https://youtu.be/Ak70xF8R6KU

tim's riddle

we can compare bonners if you want, see which one is more ripped

✔ ass kicked in hooters parking lot
✔ thinks thunder storms are fake
✔ donated 200 Emeralds to the police

Russia does not exist, Russia is a government ploy. Anyone who claims to have traveled to Russia is a liar. How does said person KNOW they were in Russia, and not just a snow place with government actors claiming to be "Russian". Anyone can put a sign at any old airport that says "welcome to Russia" .

The Cold War was started out of hate for Cuba, America needed an excuse to embargo Cuba. All the pictures and videos on the internet and on TV are just sets called Russia. There is no FACTUAL evidence Russia exists

if one more record label tries to impede my progress, there will be some gang members with dreadlocks standing in the lobby of the recording studio

hough hough

"My ♥♥♥♥♥ is bad and boujee
Cookin' up dope with a Uzi
My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is savage, ruthless
We got 30's and 100 rounds too"

-brupe lee

Anyone else here like waking up in the morning and dabbing in the mirror for an hour?

hey did you guys know that dog food lid spelled backwards is Dildo of God?


ok bye fam

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young metro don't trust you

free mustard offered at burger king... genius?? or a "Beta Move"

Confucious say,
Man who stand on toilet
high on pot

the entire contents of the kfc smokehouse angus chicken snacker slide out and fall directly into my shirt. "IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥" i yell out

ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN ♥♥♥♥ AND BOILING WATER*

anguished imbecile pukes up a surprisingly intact mcgriddle while planting an IED in front of best buy

1) i do not owe you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a damn thing
2) i will not hear any more questions or comments unless they pertain to MetroPCS, or Pepsi.

G E N D E R F L U I D 🚹🚺 I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain 📢📢 what that is to someone as IGNORANT 😂💩💩 as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝🏼️🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼☝🏼🙇🏼 Being G 🚺 E 🚹 N 🚺 D 🚹 E 🚺 R 🚹 F 🚺 L 🚹 U 🚺 I 🚹 D means that I am both M A L E 🍆💦👦🏽 (cis scum😷😷😷😷😷) and F E M A L E👧🏽👠💄🍑 ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders 👌🏻😂 as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance 😷 is literally OOZING 💦💦💦💦 out 😂😂😷😷😂😷😂😂

What's my gender? 🚺🚹❓❓Did you just 😱 ask me 😂😂 what my gender 👧🏽👦🏽 was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY 👋🏻 the most IGNORANT 💩 AND ILLTERATE 📚📚📚 ❌❌ ♥♥♥♥ I have EVER seen👀👀👀 browsing before 😂😂😂😂😂 What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my 🚺🚹🚺🚹 gender is? 😂😂😂 MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼🙇🏼 I'll have you know ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 that I am a 🚺🚹

C O O K I N W I T D A G R 8 S T M I N D S O F D A S T R E E T Z

Lɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 11, ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 17, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs 20. Iᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄʜɪɴᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀs ɴᴏᴡ. Gᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ɴᴇʀᴅ

(vomits while dioing pushups at the gym and resists every attempt from professional trainers to stop me from continuing)

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I am the alien. Me. I am the creature from the stars. I come from a planet of beings who look exactly like me. I am considered the most beautiful woman on my planet. Our lifespan is three months, and we are constantly pregnant. I have laid 100 eggs today. None of my young will survive because I will eat them or I will sit on them, and this is considered incredibly normal and even sexy behavior on my planet, where I am an adolescent sex goddess.

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the News;
- death cured; immortality real
-on-line ghoul given plaque; recognized as "loudest human alive"
- bird infiltrates macaroni grill

Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. 

I have many friends.

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