SPIELEN!!!!!!

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....＿ノヽ ノ＼＿ me or my son
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I sexually identify as a pigeon. My pronouns are coo/coue. I have begun my transition with feather grafts and a cloaca shaping surgery. Yes - my butt and peepee will now be fused into one large all-purpose hole. I am also a hermaphrodite, meaning I will get egg laying capabilities when technology evolves far enough to allow that.

I have sold my apartment for $660,000 and purchased a wooded plot of land in a rural area. My family has been very supportive and they've built me a nest. My dad called all his 16 brothers to help put it together in record time.

For the past 6 days I've been scrolling Bumble trying to find a pigeonwoman but alas I can only see men, women, transmen, transwomen. I can't believe how regressive society is. If there's a brave pigeonwoman out there on Steam please reach out to me. We can raise a family together as we fight for legal recognition on Twitter

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