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Hi. This is an invitation to the Soviet Metal group, the group is about rock and metal music of the Soviet Union and Russia, mainly of 1980-90s period. Join if you're interested.
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/sovietmetal

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I like to share with you a little story. Some people can have explosive diarrhoea like ♥♥♥♥ just flies all over the place. So this one guy sat down to take a ♥♥♥♥ and of course, diarrhoea just exploded all over the place. I mean it was ♥♥♥♥. It was ♥♥♥♥ basically. He noticed there was no toilet paper left, so he got up and he decided to go get some of the toilet paper, when he got back to the toilet he realized that he was dripping ♥♥♥♥.

Mr Smith: OK, I can sit and watch my wife getting shafted by a Detroit piston. I'm cool. She's all yours, Sebastian.
Mrs Smith: Actually, dear. He's all yours. Go to it Sebastian. [Sebastian goes over and kisses Mr Smith, pushing his tongue into his mouth]
Mr Smith: Ahhh, no no. Absolutely no way. I'd rather die. I can't. I'm not...not in the least. Oh for God's sake, Clara...
Mrs Smith: Just returning the favour. You bought me one, I bought you one. Rules are no talking and Sebastian, if he struggles, rough him up a little. He'll like that [Sebastian pushes Mr Smith to his knees and forces his penis into Mr Smith's mouth]
Mrs Smith: Now here's a chance for your to practise all the things you preach to me 'Deeper, faster, harder.'
[Sebastian pumps for a while] OK, I think you've got the hang of that. Now Mike I think it's time you dropped the soap...

What pisses me the ♥♥♥♥ of about it is how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsensical the lyrics are, the guy is saying that he wants different characters and the girl is saying that she already is ALL the characters that the guy suggests, how in the everloving ♥♥♥♥ does that make sense?? You can't be several characters at once! Or is the girl supposed to be different people every time she answers?? And another thing, when he suggests Bastion, she says that they should NERF Bastion which implies that he is an OP character, which would be a reason FOR picking Bastion, not the other way around. It's such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsense and it pisses me off

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

What pisses me the ♥♥♥♥ of about it is how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsensical the lyrics are, the guy is saying that he wants different characters and the girl is saying that she already is ALL the characters that the guy suggests, how in the everloving ♥♥♥♥ does that make sense?? You can't be several characters at once! Or is the girl supposed to be different people every time she answers?? And another thing, when he suggests Bastion, she says that they should NERF Bastion which implies that he is an OP character, which would be a reason FOR picking Bastion, not the other way around. It's such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsense and it pisses me off

When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my ♥♥♥♥ side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a ♥♥♥♥-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our ♥♥♥♥ slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool game with a lot of intense moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ at every game he plays, and he also likes to lick tight buttholes

+rep profile picture makes my pants get very wet please stop

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+rep knows how to suck his own ♥♥♥♥

hey what's up guys, it's scarce here

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
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YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN!
YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK,

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy

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