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Unlocked May 26, 2014 @ 9:54am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked May 26, 2014 @ 9:11am


This is an achievement.
Unlocked May 26, 2014 @ 9:46am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked May 26, 2014 @ 9:52am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked May 26, 2014 @ 9:46am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2019 @ 1:05am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked May 26, 2014 @ 9:39am


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)


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