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How to play DayZ

Step 1: Spawn at Balota.
Step 2: Run to the airfield.
Step 3: Don't get shot by the people camping said airfield.
Step 4: Find a gun. If you don't find a rifle, wait 10 minutes for one to magically appear.
Step 5: Run directly north until you die from not drinking every 5 minutes.
Step 6: Repeat.

11/10, would die of thirst again.