I am a veteran of the Dark Souls and Bloodborne series. I have completed Demon Souls, Dark Souls 1, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne plus all their respective DLCs in each game. Given the obscene and infamous difficulty of the each game in the series, that pretty much puts me in the top 0.000000001% of gamers and its a badge of honor to have completed each entry of the series. To top it all off, I have also earned the platinum trophy in each game too which reputable journalists and gaming communities alike designate that task as "impossible" (obviously not if I have done it!).

Not many players if any at all have accomplished this gaming feat that I have, so I am quite possibly the most skillful gamer in Australia, if not quite possibly one of the best players in the entire world.

I also preface every single sentence about any game or in any gaming situation with "as a soulsborne vet" to establish the fact I am better than everyone I am interacting with.