If thou eat, then thou art thicc, for what is life, but to be thicc. Blessed are the slender, for they may grow, from plate to mouth, chew and swallow. Eat with vigor, grow fat with strength, gain the thiccness, big and tall. In this world of desperation, we must answer with a number 9 large. Drink the big gulp as you were told, after praying to the Saturated Fat with burger in hand. Bow thy head, open thy mouth, chew the fat, let it set you free. For when the Thicc God giveth, but we throw away, wasted calories is the price you pay. Small of the mind, swollen arteries of the heart, wide of the body, thicc is an art.