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Woody spitting facts

I had chatgpt roast you

💀 Certified Bottom Fragger 💀
🎮 K/D ratio so low it's in the negatives
🔫 Aim so bad I flash myself with a smoke
🚗 Drives like it's GTA, crashes like it's Mario Kart
🎤 Mic always on, never saying anything useful
📉 MMR goes down faster than my motivation
🥇 Peak performance? That was in the tutorial
🕹️ Controller disconnected, still top score (somehow)
🧠 200 IQ strats, executed with 2 IQ reflexes
🏆 Played 1000 hours just to remain mid

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