Redundant²'s Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 2:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 9:40am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 10:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 2:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 6:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 8:27am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 11:06am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 12:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 7:08pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:59am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:53pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 2:10pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 2:35pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 3:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 11:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 2:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 7:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 7:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:51am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked Apr 7 @ 3:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 9:13am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 11:37am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 11:51am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 12:19pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:26pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:26pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 10:11am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 11:27am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:03am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 10:11am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 11:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 10:12am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 2:08pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 2:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 12:39pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:56pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 2:12pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 10:49am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 6:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 12:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:49am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:42am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 3:53pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:37am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:44am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 7:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 11:07am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 7:29am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:16pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 9:13am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 4:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 11:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 9:12am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:59pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 10:03am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:21pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:28pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:24pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:48am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 7:11pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 6:31pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:38am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:32am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:43am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:29pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:52pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 3:29pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 7:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:37am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:00am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:06pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:42am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 8:46am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 6:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:25am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:10pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:00am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 8:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:38am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:42pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:42pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:42pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:25am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:35am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:43pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:09pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:26am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:43pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 2:46pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 8:27am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:04pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:27pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:04pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:17pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:24pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:36pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:38pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:54pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:50pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:30am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:44am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 12:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:44am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:42pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:42pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:38pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:53pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:53pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:35am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 7:43am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:33am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 2:44pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 2:59pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 8:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 12:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:44am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Jan 13 @ 9:25am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 5:48pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:12am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:43am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:09pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 10:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:32pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 10:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:43am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:13pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 3:03pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:06pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:00pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:18pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:08pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:11pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:28pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:36pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:10pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:33pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 2:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 10:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:18pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:53pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:10pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:16pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:28pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:18pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:25pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:34pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 11:45am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:45am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:47am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:52pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:11pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:00pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 2:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 11:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:14pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:37pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:52pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:09pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:10pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:26pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:37pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:38pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:06pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 2:46pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 12:53pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked Jan 24 @ 11:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:49am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Feb 8 @ 6:29am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 6:48am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:48am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Mar 10 @ 6:30am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:14pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:29pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:43pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:40pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:50pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:10pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:33pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:33pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:08pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:05pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:36pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:56pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:00pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:59pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:33pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Apr 12 @ 7:18am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked Mar 5 @ 7:42pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:24am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 12:48pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked Mar 26 @ 12:10pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 11:06am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:44am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 12:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 4:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:18pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:27pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:39pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:31pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:33pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:44pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:22pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:31pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:48pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:56pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:56pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:09pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:18pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:57pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:05pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Jan 27 @ 8:30am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked Mar 14 @ 9:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked Mar 8 @ 8:34am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Feb 11 @ 5:41pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Feb 11 @ 5:51pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:52pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:10pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:10pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:06pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:29pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 7:01am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:54am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Apr 3 @ 10:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:47pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:10pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:14pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:22pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:58pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:48pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 12:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 12:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:40pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:34pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:17pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:07pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:57pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:18pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:07pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:56pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 7:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:39pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:48pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:30pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:38pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:20pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:14pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:15pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:24pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:56pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:02am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:59am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 6:36pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:37pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jan 25 @ 5:43pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jan 25 @ 5:43pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Mar 20 @ 5:58am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 2:27pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Jan 25 @ 5:43pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked May 2 @ 10:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:28pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 25 @ 6:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:04pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:13pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 10:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:53pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:33pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:14pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:10pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:14pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:18pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:22pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:49pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:55pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:55pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:55pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:28am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:31am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:56am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 2:26pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:12pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:14pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:18pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:22pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:19pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:49pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:07pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:33pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:53am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Jan 16 @ 6:29pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:28pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:22am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 11:03am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 22 @ 6:39pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:29pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:48pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:07pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:45pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 30 @ 11:05am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:07pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 12:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:26am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 24 @ 9:58am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 27 @ 9:52pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 29 @ 9:24pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Apr 7 @ 11:42am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 2:16pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:26pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Apr 7 @ 3:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 8:38pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 8:37am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Apr 4 @ 11:42am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked Jan 14 @ 9:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:05pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:52pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:22pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:22pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:39am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 8:29am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 2:57pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 27 @ 8:14am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:29pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:19pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:53pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:53pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:29am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:36am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:45am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:56am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 10:12am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:48pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 2:27pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 24 @ 2:52pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 29 @ 4:33pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jan 31 @ 2:21pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:34pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 2:03pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:13pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 10:30pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 3:29pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 2:00pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:46am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:26am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:54am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 25 @ 6:30pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 10 @ 10:23pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Feb 27 @ 7:39pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:15pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 6:52pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 11:24pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 11:39am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Apr 2 @ 8:06am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Apr 2 @ 3:34pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:14pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked Jan 15 @ 1:10pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 10:11pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 24 @ 8:38am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked Jan 22 @ 5:25pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked Mar 16 @ 10:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:31pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:29pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:32pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 7:01am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked Jan 20 @ 11:54am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked Jan 25 @ 6:30pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked Jan 30 @ 11:05am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 2:03pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 6:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:10pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:34pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:33pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:07pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:13pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:36pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:58pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:36am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 11:01am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 8:06am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 10:44am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 19 @ 4:48pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:09am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 22 @ 2:02pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 24 @ 10:29pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 29 @ 9:24pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked Feb 5 @ 5:01pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Feb 10 @ 10:39pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked Mar 16 @ 10:06pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked Apr 7 @ 11:50am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 2:02pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 2:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 17 @ 5:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 18 @ 7:25pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 27 @ 11:50pm