Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch ♥♥♥♥ is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ♥♥♥♥. There had to have been about two pints of ♥♥♥ everywhere. People say I ♥♥♥ like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drove home where I saw your pathetic post.

Today I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. So I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to ♥♥♥♥ her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ♥♥♥♥. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ♥♥♥♥. Booya.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my ♥♥♥♥, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible. I got in my 2034 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hoped on me and started riding my ♥♥♥♥ while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the ♥♥♥♥♥ off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. I came, three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

miss you buddy

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

I got a cryptic not saying you were homeless
Wait what did you say you are homeless