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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 6:00pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 6:23pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 6:19pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2014 @ 3:28pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 6:25pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 11:22pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 6:02pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Aug 30, 2018 @ 10:01pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2016 @ 6:11pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 6:24pm



How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,701 / 10,000

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
46,339 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
17,850 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
4,487 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.